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31 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. :lol:

 

I'd rather have a whole fist up me arse. 


I had the radio on and they were interviewing a couple who had done that….. they also spoke to some folk at Sandringham… 

 

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13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of fingers up arseholes, I’m looking forward to my Boxing Day turd being denser than a Neutron Star, and the glorious feeling of emptiness that follows it… briefly, as I’ll be hitting the drinks fridge and whatever scran is left over. 
 

Might even make some proper deep-fried chips! 
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Have a good one you magnificent bastards! 

 

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I've made a conscious effort to not eat like a complete cunt from as soon as I break up from work until the day I go back to work. Normally by Christmas morning I'm like a tube of brown toothpaste that you can never get the last bit out of.

 

Not this year though, glorious. 

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10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
 

On The Beach…

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That's more than I had yesterday or will have today. I've got the full on lurgy. I'll have to do the dinner, some of it already prepared but I just can't be arsed. Bah! Humbug! 

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17 hours ago, Gemmill said:

The antibiotics are working straight away tbf which is good. On the downside, the doctor literally used the following words to me: "these antibiotics are actually notorious for making people's tendons explode". :lol:

 

He obviously thought the ice was sufficiently broken by his finger for him to get into the jokes. They are genuinely antibiotics that can fuck you up though. But his choice of words were interesting. 

 

Quinolones. They can also cause seizures, from personal experience. Merry fucking Christmas! 

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16 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Quinolones. They can also cause seizures, from personal experience. Merry fucking Christmas! 

 

That's the ones. I'm on fucking high alert constantly body scanning in case any of these side effects turns up. It's a lot of fun. 

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5 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. :lol:

 

I'd rather have a whole fist up me arse. 


That’s a rapid progression, finger one week, whole fist the next !!

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10 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

FYP


Am having to sit through that utter bullshit yet again after TNS-P Mrs PL took advantage of a 99p/month MGM/prime offer… it’s just fuckin wrong 😩

 

Brother in law, his mammoth titted Finnish missus and his son are here. BIL is drinking my fuckin whisky already 😑

 

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Mrs. F. discovered Baby Guinness ( a double shot of Tia Maria with a shot of Bailey’s on top), on her  Christmas night out with her mates, so they’ve been dished out like sweets since 11:00 this morning. 
 

Dinner is delayed by half an hour :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

* I’m well on the way to being mildly befuddled. 

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14 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Mrs Spongebob bought me a set of Japanese kitchen knives for Christmas, insisted on washing them herself as Ive been drinking since 10o'clock and is now sitting holding her thumb in the air waiting for the bleeding to stop 

 

I always tell the daughters to be careful using our sharp knives but they rightly say it's only me who cuts themselves.

 

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