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Merry Christmas lads! 
2 hours from home, can’t wait. 
 

Looking forward to tomorrow, big old meal with the families then too much wine spread over the afternoon/evening. 
 

Speaking of fingers up arseholes, I’m looking forward to my Boxing Day turd being denser than a Neutron Star, and the glorious feeling of emptiness that follows it… briefly, as I’ll be hitting the drinks fridge and whatever scran is left over. 
 

Might even make some proper deep-fried chips! 
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Have a good one you magnificent bastards! 

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Merry Christmas lads! 
2 hours from home, can’t wait. 
 

Looking forward to tomorrow, big old meal with the families then too much wine spread over the afternoon/evening. 
 

Speaking of fingers up arseholes, I’m looking forward to my Boxing Day turd being denser than a Neutron Star, and the glorious feeling of emptiness that follows it… briefly, as I’ll be hitting the drinks fridge and whatever scran is left over. 
 

Might even make some proper deep-fried chips! 
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Have a good one you magnificent bastards! 

Yet we're told farmers keep the country going eh.. 

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I think we're about to chuck the keys in the bowl with a Dutch couple! He's a cyclist and knows Botman parents! Lives near Van Basten! I don't know who to go for first! Him or his wife! Both amazing jaw lines. 

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25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I think we're about to chuck the keys in the bowl with a Dutch couple! He's a cyclist and knows Botman parents! Lives near Van Basten! I don't know who to go for first! Him or his wife! Both amazing jaw lines. 


Tell him to send Marco my best regards 

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37 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I think we're about to chuck the keys in the bowl with a Dutch couple! He's a cyclist and knows Botman parents! Lives near Van Basten! I don't know who to go for first! Him or his wife! Both amazing jaw lines. 


Send either of them my way first. I’m not fussy 

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Short notice change of plans in the Andrew household this week. Weather and illness means its just me and my Mrs at home.

 

Full roast dinner on, chicken rather than turkey but theres only two of us anyway.

 

Shes making an apple pie for dessert.

 

We've done alright.

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Merry Christmas you wonderfully curmudgeon bastards! Hope it's a good one for one and all. Weather has been fantastic in Sydney, 27ish degrees currently (6PM), preparing to commence more heavy eating shortly.

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Just got back from a run. Windermere almost had a pavement pizza at one point tho. Wow what a great night 😂

 

Right I'm starving! Time for a shower then some porridge. 

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Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. :lol:

 

I'd rather have a whole fist up me arse. 

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16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. :lol:

 

I'd rather have a whole fist up me arse. 

 

Harry can probably help, if not knows someone.

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