Kevin Carr's Gloves 3995 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Merry Twixmas one and all!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 What the twee fuck is twixmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4413 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted December 28, 2023 Author Share Posted December 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, strawb said: Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between Chin rest? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 24 minutes ago, strawb said: Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between Ah, betwixt. Well, even though I'm a fan of being a twat with words, this twee bollocks can fuck right off into the deepest hole there is; Mrs Wykiki's after a visit from Wilson.* *sorry Wykiki I'm in a mood. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3995 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Ah, betwixt. Well, even though I'm a fan of being a twat with words, this twee bollocks can fuck right off into the deepest hole there is; Mrs Wykiki's after a visit from Wilson.* *sorry Wykiki I'm in a mood. Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11637 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35653 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 2 hours ago, strawb said: Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between The Gooch too iirc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20894 Posted Tuesday at 17:08 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:08 I am on my way to being pissed. So happy crimbo you great bunch of fuckers. That includes you Ahmed. 😘 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11601 Posted Tuesday at 17:41 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:41 I'm about to head off out and start abusing the hooch to get through tomorrow, have a good one gents! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted Tuesday at 17:49 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:49 Merry Christmas one and all. Just about to get tonight's Swedish Christmas meal going. Nothing says "festive season" quite like anchovies. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3995 Posted Tuesday at 17:53 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:53 Merry Christmas you cunts!! 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46162 Posted Tuesday at 18:10 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:10 Merry Christmas you dickheads. I was in the doctor's getting a finger up the arse yesterday (early Christmas present to myself, there's nothing wrong with me). No actually, the truth is I'm now on antibiotics for prostatitis. Fucking hell, getting old is pure bullshit. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20894 Posted Tuesday at 18:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:12 I asked my GP mate last week if she wanted.to check mine 😂 Get well soon lad 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46162 Posted Tuesday at 18:17 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:17 The antibiotics are working straight away tbf which is good. On the downside, the doctor literally used the following words to me: "these antibiotics are actually notorious for making people's tendons explode". He obviously thought the ice was sufficiently broken by his finger for him to get into the jokes. They are genuinely antibiotics that can fuck you up though. But his choice of words were interesting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10019 Posted Tuesday at 18:23 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:23 8 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Merry Christmas you dickheads. I was in the doctor's getting a finger up the arse yesterday (early Christmas present to myself, there's nothing wrong with me). No actually, the truth is I'm now on antibiotics for prostatitis. Fucking hell, getting old is pure bullshit. in the words of Bachman Turner Overdrive ……. You ain’t seen nothing yet ! All the best gents 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Tuesday at 18:27 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:27 (edited) All the best, gentleman, hope you're ok Gemmill? Makes a change the finger up the arse being for purely medical purposes I suppose? (I might be having a similar experience soon). Edited Tuesday at 18:28 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46162 Posted Tuesday at 18:29 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:29 That was my third time experiencing it. All have been in a medical setting. Anyway, that's the hat trick. I got to take the rubber glove home. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Tuesday at 18:35 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:35 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: That was my third time experiencing it. All have been in a medical setting. Anyway, that's the hat trick. I got to take the rubber glove home. I've had it a few times as well. It's no fun being a human fingerBob. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46162 Posted Tuesday at 18:39 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:39 I've got a second date booked with him in 10 days time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35653 Posted Tuesday at 18:54 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:54 Hope you all have a lovely relaxing one. Christmas that is, you dirty bastards. You’re a quite bloody magnificent lot. Although I’d never admit to that when I was sober 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1276 Posted Tuesday at 18:59 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:59 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I've got a second date booked with him in 10 days time. Does he take you out for dinner first next time? Oddly I was also having a conversation with the doc this week about fingering my prostate. He said he didn't feel it was necessary despite my persistence. In the end I was escorted out by security. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4880 Posted Tuesday at 19:10 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:10 Merry Christmas chaps! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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