Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters

[OTF 7295]

I'd forgotten Gordon was out there.

[wykikitoon 20150]

Miggy and Gordon swapped wings?

[toonotl 2979]

There'd better be 10 minutes added on here. They are wasting a mountain of time. 

[Howay 12496]

Almiron is absolutely fucking painful to watch. Decided to cover the back pass rather than get goal side of his player, who then dribbled down the whole pitch and won a corner which they scored from, misses chance after chance - not by a small margin either, and never wins the fucking ball. Can we just buy a fucking right winger? 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Why not throw on Hall and Tino at this stage? Fresh legs out wide. But of an injection of pace. Gordon and Miggy look goosed 

Edited December 23, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[wykikitoon 20150]

A decent cross by Gordon there into a dangerous area. Can we have more please?

[wykikitoon 20150]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Why not throw on Hall and Tino at this stage? Fresh kegs out wide. But of an injection of pace. Gordon and Miggy look goosed 

Fuck knows.  It's fucking radge man.

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

Almiron is absolutely fucking painful to watch. Decided to cover the back pass rather than get goal side of his player, who then dribbled down the whole pitch and won a corner which they scored from, misses chance after chance - not by a small margin either, and never wins the fucking ball. Can we just buy a fucking right winger? 

He's playing left winger.

[Toonpack 9419]

Some minor consolation is that the beeewometer will reach a record high down the road

[wykikitoon 20150]

Just now, OTF said:

He's playing left winger.

He's just switched there.

[OTF 7295]

Burn is gassed....

[LongTimeAdmirer 1264]

Time to bring Minteh back from loan, show these wingers how to wing properly 

[wykikitoon 20150]

GET FUCKING TINO ON MAN

[Howay 12496]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Why not throw on Hall and Tino at this stage? Fresh legs out wide. But of an injection of pace. Gordon and Miggy look goosed 

Gordon has been playing on one leg for weeks, and Almiron is a fucking woeful player. Not sure what Howe’s thinking at times this season, we’re thin but he’s also intentionally playing the same players. 

[wykikitoon 20150]

He will wait until the 89th minute to bring him on when the game has gone.

[OTF 7295]

We're going to need some sort of divine intervention to score at this donkey shed.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Could do worse than bid for Barkley on this performance. 
 

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

They’re making two more changes. Where are our fresh legs? 

[Renton 21627]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

Some minor consolation is that the beeewometer will reach a record high down the road

 

They hated Beale before he even started so his home debut against the hated Coventry is amusing. 

The fact they are so dogs hit at home is the only thing giving me confidence we can beat the fuckers, cos we can't beat any other fuckers on the road. 

[MrBass 2651]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

They’re making two more changes. Where are our fresh legs? 

 

You mean the Tino for Miggy switch?

[wykikitoon 20150]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

They’re making two more changes. Where are our fresh legs? 

Miggy off for Tino.

[OTF 7295]

Half the time I can't tell whether Wilson is playing football or competing in a judo competition.

[OTF 7295]

They look panicked, if only we weren't so clueless out there.

[Renton 21627]

Just now, OTF said:

Half the time I can't tell whether Wilson is playing football or competing in a judo competition.

 

Dreaming he's wrestling wykiki's wife. 

[Gemmill 44887]

This is the first time I've watched us this season and thought that the performance was a bit inexcusable.

 

I think there's been mitigation for most of the other bad ones, but not this against these lot.

 

I mean it's turned into just chaos now which is perfect for them, but early on in this one we basically let them get ahead.