Dr Gloom 21847 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, LondonBlue said: and pies can do one unless its a sweet pastry like apple pie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 17 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: to be fair if we were having a pint in a pub, neutral territory of course, and the bar maid started handing around free pies. then, and possibly only then, as you spied my pie, you'd change your tune. Yeah, I'd want a pie, but if we were sitting in a pub and a bar maid handed out free pies, they're not going to be sweet pies, they'll be crusty savoury goodness. You'd get yours, take a bite, react like a toddler and I'd get the rest, like a boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 749 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: Yeah, I'd want a pie, but if we were sitting in a pub and a bar maid handed out free pies, they're not going to be sweet pies, they'll be crusty savoury goodness. You'd get yours, take a bite, react like a toddler and I'd get the rest, like a boss. i wouldn't even take a bite of a savoury pie. well actually sometimes i open the pie, eat the filling and ditch the pastry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 749 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 22 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It hasn't been made in Newcastle or anywhere near Newcastle for around 15 years. i did not know that next you'll be telling me that the french bread i get from our local bakers wasn't made in France 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32828 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 3 hours ago, LondonBlue said: all kinds of beans - the texture is like nails down a blackboard - although i'll swallow baked beans without biting them all kinds of peas especially mushy ones - garden peas can be swallowed peanut butter - it looks and tastes (i imagine) like a turd most things that live in the sea that aren't meant to be battered and served in newspaper avocados all scousers - not sure they strictly can be classed as food but they can fuck off anyway all fruit teas - any tea that can't described as English breakfast tea or Yorkshire tea - funny I've never seen any tea plantations in Yorkshire mind you tea served in those big round half a globe coffee cups. i want mine in a mug or a teacup thanks all milk that doesn't come from a cow. white wine - to be fair that's only meant for the ladies anyway in fact all alcohol that isn't beer all Belgian beer american chocolate twinkies "Audrey asked me if I wanted get stuck into her hairy, I say, her hairy pie, Ashley!" "What did you say back, Dad?" "I said, 'Audrey! You know, I say, you know I don't like pies!' I don't know why she asked arr Ashley?" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 749 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 frogs snails horse dog pussy liver kidney feck i'm a fussy beggar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32828 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: i did not know that next you'll be telling me that the french bread i get from our local bakers wasn't made in France I used to work at the Tyne Brewery so I wasn't best pleased when they fucked off tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: i wouldn't even take a bite of a savoury pie. well actually sometimes i open the pie, eat the filling and ditch the pastry. There've been a few divisive issues on this board; sitting vs standing, stats vs gut feel, Adam P vs non-weirdos. But Pie vs No Pie will act as the rallying cry that brings us all together. We have a common enemy now. Get him lads! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9491 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 hours ago, LondonBlue said: and pies can do one unless its a sweet pastry like apple pie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 749 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 20 minutes ago, The Fish said: There've been a few divisive issues on this board; sitting vs standing, stats vs gut feel, Adam P vs non-weirdos. But Pie vs No Pie will act as the rallying cry that brings us all together. We have a common enemy now. Get him lads! that's got me proper laughing cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 749 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 chia seeds and quinoa quiche carrot cake carrot juice spam - meat should not come in a tin. anything served in the jungle nut burgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9491 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: chia seeds and quinoa quiche carrot cake carrot juice spam - meat should not come in a tin. anything served in the jungle nut burgers Seeds - fair enough Quiche - you can get fucked Carrot cake - you can get fucked Carrot juice - Is that a thing? If so, fair enough. Spam - fair enough, but meat in a tin?! Corned Beef?! - you can get fucked. Jungle - What? Nut Burgers - fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 749 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Seeds - fair enough Quiche - you can get fucked Carrot cake - you can get fucked Carrot juice - Is that a thing? If so, fair enough. Spam - fair enough, but meat in a tin?! Corned Beef?! - you can get fucked. Jungle - What? Nut Burgers - fair enough. jungle - anything served in celebrity get me out of here, usually camel cock, sheep vagina, scouse balls (they don't need em), roaches, spiders, etc Quiche - sorry but that was invented by the french to keep women busy Carrot cake - don't take this as gospel but i'm pretty sure carrot cake was designed to help the rest of us identify thai lady boys Corned Beef can most definitely do one (when a dog throws up its dog food they can it and sell it). Edited December 21, 2023 by LondonBlue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 21, 2023 Author Share Posted December 21, 2023 Since we’re on about pies- does a pie need sides and a base (like a proper pie), or do we think these casseroles with some flaky pastry hoyed on the top of it can piggy-back on the name of pie, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32828 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Since we’re on about pies- does a pie need sides and a base (like a proper pie), or do we think these casseroles with some flaky pastry hoyed on the top of it can piggy-back on the name of pie, too? Those 'pies' with no base or sides can fuck right off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 21, 2023 Author Share Posted December 21, 2023 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Those 'pies' with no base or sides can fuck right off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Went to the Beehive on Sunday and their steak and ale pie was fucking incredible. Proper pie, none of this casserole with a puff pastry lid hoyed at it. Tremendous. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3353 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 6 hours ago, Renton said: I'm fairly sure shit does not taste like peanut butter. If that were the case, I'd share the same proclivities as @sammynb. And you don't like belgian beer.?I mean this kindly, fuck right off, weirdo. Not sure how I got placed in this one TBF? Can't seem to remember the last time I ate either shite or peanut butter! Anyway, there's some right weird food phobias going on in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 hours ago, LondonBlue said: i wouldn't even take a bite of a savoury pie. Not even hairy pie? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Those 'pies' with no base or sides can fuck right off. not a pie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 894 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 hours ago, LondonBlue said: chia seeds and quinoa quiche carrot cake carrot juice spam - meat should not come in a tin. anything served in the jungle nut burgers Carrot cake can definitely get to fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 I like carrot cake as long as I'm expecting carrot cake and not actual cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 21, 2023 Author Share Posted December 21, 2023 Carrot cake is fucking glorious you absolute heathens. Just don’t slather it in 6ft of over-sweetened icing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Oh, there's a thing, "cupcakes" in their modern iteration. Too much icing, underwhelming cake, yet entire cults have been built up around them (and £££ for them). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 14 hours ago, LondonBlue said: chia seeds and quinoa quiche carrot cake carrot juice spam - meat should not come in a tin. anything served in the jungle nut burgers 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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