Blastronaut 1333 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 I'll give you that. Love curry, just need them on the hot side. I'm one of those unfortunate folk with whatever gene it is that makes us perceive coriander as having a soapy aftertaste. Barely noticeable if it's buried under 20 layers of other scorched earth flavours. La Chouffee can still get to fuck though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11270 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 10 hours ago, acrossthepond said: Where do I start? Avocados - FUCK OFF. Nasty, fatty, awful. Is it a fruit? Is it a vegetable? Is it a dinosaur's testicle? Who cares, it's rank. Mayo, ranch dressing, tartar sauce, aioli, any other fucking white slops that looks like it shows up under ultraviolet light. FUCK OFFFFFFF. I will not touch anything that's been into contact with any of these. Some of my students put mayonnaise on hot dogs, for God's sake. There ought to be a special division at the Hague for this sort of thing. American cheese - FUCK. OFF. I don't think anything else needs to be said. I'll add basically any yellow cheese to this category as well though I know that will be a more controversial opinion. Sour cream - What the fuck. Why are we using spoilt food? This isn't the Great Depression. FUCK OFF. Cheese danishes - WHY go to the trouble of making pastry, which is fucking difficult, only to fill it with minging, stinking fake cheese. GET IN THE FUCKING SEA. That goes for cheesecake as well. Why make a CAKE (delicious) only to fill it with FUCKING CHEESE (wretched)???? Zucchini/courgettes - Why does this vegetable exist? Cucumbers at least are refreshing. These are watery, wet, tasteless SHITE. FUCK OFF. Water chestnuts - Once again, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to eat these sopping wet flavorless discs? Dry toast has more personality. FUCK OFF. Ham - Now I want to preface this by saying that I've never eaten it, but what the fuck? It looks like a fucking corpse's ass-cheek and is injected with water. Absolutely disgusting. I understand the allure of crispy bacon or a pork chop but this honestly revolts me. Undercooked meat - Over the course of millions of years, our distant ancestors figured out how to use fire to cook meat. It was a seminal fucking step in the development of human civilization. BUT NOW, some fucking MORONS decided to revert to pre-caveman ways and eat bloody, raw, living flesh. Tartare? Carpaccio? How do you say "fuck you" in Italian? Sushi? That should be up there with the fucking Rape of Nanking as another Japanese war crime. Get fucked, the lot of it. Fatty steaks - What the actual fuck? Ribeyes, cowboy steaks, the fucking lot. "The fat is a key component in the meal", no it fucking isn't, are you mad? Great geet fucking white undissolved hunks of fat do not belong in my mouth. Do you serve a fucking pineapple with the skin on because it's a key component of the meal? Do you FUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11270 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 14 hours ago, trophyshy said: What were we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 White chocolate - Isn't chocolate - Is vomit 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 16 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Egg mayo You filthy cunts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11270 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35082 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 On 16/12/2023 at 08:05, Meenzer said: White chocolate - Isn't chocolate - Is vomit Applies to American stuff like Hershey Bars too. I don’t know if they change the recipe over here (as I’ve never actually tried them back home) but the ones over there. Actually even have a slightly vomit-like smell imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 As it happens... https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35082 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Meenzer said: As it happens... https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd Seriously? why though? Even the slightest hint of the smell of actual vomit makes me gag. When the kids were younger I didn’t mind changing nappies and I’ve picked up plenty dog shits from the garden. Whilst not exactly pleasant of course. But the bairns’ (or dogs’) puke. Actually just reminded me of going on holiday to Florida one time when I was young. 3 weeks in Orlando with my parents, sister plus my uncle’s wife and kids. My younger cousin, who is still a greedy cunt in almost every respect, went OTT on the ice cream at one of those all you can eat places (Sizzler’s iirc). After his third or fourth sundae (after about four plates of other food), he puked all over the back of the minibus we were sharing for the duration. Cue the next two and a half weeks spent whilst travelling to various theme parks and beaches in there with the gorgeous aroma of vomit, disinfectant and butterscotch syrup Edited December 20, 2023 by Alex 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 all kinds of beans - the texture is like nails down a blackboard - although i'll swallow baked beans without biting them all kinds of peas especially mushy ones - garden peas can be swallowed peanut butter - it looks and tastes (i imagine) like a turd most things that live in the sea that aren't meant to be battered and served in newspaper avocados all scousers - not sure they strictly can be classed as food but they can fuck off anyway all fruit teas - any tea that can't described as English breakfast tea or Yorkshire tea - funny I've never seen any tea plantations in Yorkshire mind you tea served in those big round half a globe coffee cups. i want mine in a mug or a teacup thanks all milk that doesn't come from a cow. white wine - to be fair that's only meant for the ladies anyway in fact all alcohol that isn't beer all Belgian beer american chocolate twinkies 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, LondonBlue said: all kinds of beans - the texture is like nails down a blackboard - although i'll swallow baked beans without biting them all kinds of peas especially mushy ones - garden peas can be swallowed peanut butter - it looks and tastes (i imagine) like a turd most things that live in the sea that aren't meant to be battered and served in newspaper avocados all scousers - not sure they strictly can be classed as food but they can fuck off anyway all fruit teas - any tea that can't described as English breakfast tea or Yorkshire tea - funny I've never seen any tea plantations in Yorkshire mind you tea served in those big round half a globe coffee cups. i want mine in a mug or a teacup thanks all milk that doesn't come from a cow. white wine - to be fair that's only meant for the ladies anyway in fact all alcohol that isn't beer all Belgian beer american chocolate twinkies conversely, i increasingly struggle to stomach drinking baby cow growth fluid An udder infection called mastitis is very common in dairy cows and causes pus to leach into milk. Because dairy milk is pooled together in large tanks, virtually all dairy milk contains this pus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: conversely, i increasingly struggle to stomach drinking baby cow growth fluid An udder infection called mastitis is very common in dairy cows and causes pus to leach into milk. Because dairy milk is pooled together in large tanks, virtually all dairy milk contains this pus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35082 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Belgian beer is mostly fucking amazing 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21625 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, LondonBlue said: all kinds of beans - the texture is like nails down a blackboard - although i'll swallow baked beans without biting them all kinds of peas especially mushy ones - garden peas can be swallowed peanut butter - it looks and tastes (i imagine) like a turd most things that live in the sea that aren't meant to be battered and served in newspaper avocados all scousers - not sure they strictly can be classed as food but they can fuck off anyway all fruit teas - any tea that can't described as English breakfast tea or Yorkshire tea - funny I've never seen any tea plantations in Yorkshire mind you tea served in those big round half a globe coffee cups. i want mine in a mug or a teacup thanks all milk that doesn't come from a cow. white wine - to be fair that's only meant for the ladies anyway in fact all alcohol that isn't beer all Belgian beer american chocolate twinkies I'm fairly sure shit does not taste like peanut butter. If that were the case, I'd share the same proclivities as @sammynb. And you don't like belgian beer.?I mean this kindly, fuck right off, weirdo. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 if shit tasted like peanut butter 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 and pies can do one unless its a sweet pastry like apple pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Just now, LondonBlue said: and pies can do one unless its a sweet pastry like apple pie 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9750 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 hours ago, LondonBlue said: all Belgian beer Spoken like a man who's never enjoyed a few pints of Stella and suddenly realised his wife talks too much. Shame on you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42444 Posted December 21, 2023 Author Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 hours ago, LondonBlue said: all scousers - not sure they strictly can be classed as food but they can fuck off anyway I’ll give you that one 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: and pies can do one unless its a sweet pastry like apple pie I was brought up properly, so as you're a guest I let your first post go. But this one? Boy, I tell you, that dog won't hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Spoken like a man who's never enjoyed a few pints of Stella and suddenly realised his wife talks too much. Shame on you. actually i meant all those fancy belgian beers. i don't do fancy. stella isn't fancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 44 minutes ago, The Fish said: I was brought up properly, so as you're a guest I let your first post go. But this one? Boy, I tell you, that dog won't hunt. to be fair if we were having a pint in a pub, neutral territory of course, and the bar maid started handing around free pies. then, and possibly only then, as you spied my pie, you'd change your tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 hmm i wondered if you're interested in my views on newcastle brown ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33209 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: hmm i wondered if you're interested in my views on newcastle brown ale It hasn't been made in Newcastle or anywhere near Newcastle for around 15 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, LondonBlue said: and pies can do one unless its a sweet pastry like apple pie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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