Monkeys Fist 45812 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Fish Cakes- fuck off. I like fish, I like potatoes, I like breaded fish, I like mashed potatoes. Put them together though, and you can just put it straight in the bin. Rhubarb- fuck off. “ What’s for pudding Mam?” ” Crumble!” ” Oooh, great- what kind” ” Shit red fucking celery, that’s what kind. Cooked to a slimy mush, that resembles melted , but raw, muscle fibre” ” Great …” Tinned tomatoes dumped on a cooked breakfast- Fuck right off, and take the twat that dumped them there with you. Crack on, gents. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45812 Posted December 14, 2023 Author Share Posted December 14, 2023 Forgot, Avocados. FUCK OFF!!!! They look like dinosaurs bollocks, they’re between 50-95% inedible matter ( stone and aforementioned scrotum), what little edible shit is left clearly thinks it’s a panda, because it’s ripe for about the same number of microseconds that pandas are ripe for a shag. If you buy “ripened” ones, they’re smashed to fuck by the time you get them home. After all that, what have you got? Tasteless, green mush. Can you cook it? Aye, if want hot tasteless green mush, crack on. Fuck off Avocados 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Brussels sprouts. My mam used to over cook them till they were a green mush I've hated them and refuse to eat them since. And don't get me started on the smell...yuk ! Should be called Pepe le Sprout as they fuckin' honk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45812 Posted December 14, 2023 Author Share Posted December 14, 2023 On 14/12/2023 at 20:58, Tdansmith said: Brussels sprouts. My mam used to over cook them till they were a green mush I've hated them and refuse to eat them since. And don't get me started on the smell...yuk ! Should be called Pepe le Sprout as they fuckin' honk. Expand Steam them for about 5 minutes, then cook them in sauté pan with pancetta and a splash of white wine. Little parcels of delicious 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 On 14/12/2023 at 21:01, Monkeys Fist said: Steam them for about 5 minutes, then cook them in sauté pan with pancetta and a splash of white wine. Little parcels of delicious Expand Sounds absolutely yuk ! My face even cringed as I read that 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Marzipan is another one. Why would you put that plastic smelling and tasting crap around a lovely fluffy cake and think it will improve the taste ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Vegan mate of mine was telling me recently that the only decent vegan cheese substitute he has ever tasted is made from Sauerkraut. I usually trust this guy's judgement but cheese made from pickled cabbage can definitely fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 I used to work with a vegan, I used to keep saying " live long and prosper " to him. He hated me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24188 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 } Love fish cakes, love sprouts cooked correctly. Rhubarb, marzipan, avocado meh. I always love the look of sea food, crustaceans and the like, but it usually disappoints taste wise. Don't hate it though. Probably the only thing I'd struggle to eat is offal, especially tripe or faggots. Horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37103 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Tinned tuna, pilchards, sardines can massively fuck off as can those eating them in my vicinity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45812 Posted December 14, 2023 Author Share Posted December 14, 2023 On 14/12/2023 at 21:56, Renton said: Probably the only thing I'd struggle to eat is faggots. Horrible Expand Reported 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4295 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Rhubarb I was on an escape and evasion training exercise once, found a farmhouse with loads in their garden and being starving I helped myself to a couple of stalks. If I can give anyone advice it would be to try and avoid having a case of gut wrenching shits whilst trying to evade capture by the Royal Marines. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12654 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 14/12/2023 at 20:46, Monkeys Fist said: Fish Cakes- fuck off. I like fish, I like potatoes, I like breaded fish, I like mashed potatoes. Put them together though, and you can just put it straight in the bin. Rhubarb- fuck off. “ What’s for pudding Mam?” ” Crumble!” ” Oooh, great- what kind” ” Shit red fucking celery, that’s what kind. Cooked to a slimy mush, that resembles melted , but raw, muscle fibre” ” Great …” Tinned tomatoes dumped on a cooked breakfast- Fuck right off, and take the twat that dumped them there with you. Crack on, gents. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37103 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Btw, no avocado, no guacamole so dinosaur eggs get to stay. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24188 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 14/12/2023 at 21:57, Howmanheyman said: Tinned tuna, pilchards, sardines can massively fuck off as can those eating them in my vicinity. Expand One of life's little pleasures is eating tinned fish in the vicinity of people like you. Tough titty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33614 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 08:37, Renton said: One of life's little pleasures is bringing my dog into work in the vicinity of people like you. Tough titty. Expand FYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24188 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 08:41, ewerk said: FYP Expand Exactly. You've got to enact these little acts of revenge when you can. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12168 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Most things that have been smoked, particularly smoked fish can fuck right off. Smokey bacon in a sarnie because "it's all I've got in" - fuck off - Smokey bacon wrapped around a larger joint of meat can stay. Tinned/jarred hot dogs. Crab sticks. Mussels Sushi All the above can get fucked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12654 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 08:43, Renton said: Exactly. You've got to enact these little acts of revenge when you can. Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14781 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Most fruit is shite, that’s right I said it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19310 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Anything with Harrissa in it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11777 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Fish, all tastes the same, just different levels of fishyness, shite !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23946 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 mushrooms. hmmm - the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus. so appealing, so appetising. and definitely not at all like biting down on a slug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23946 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 09:09, Ayatollah Hermione said: Most fruit is shite, that’s right I said it! Expand you can shove a mango up your arse for that ridiculous comment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23946 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 14/12/2023 at 20:54, Monkeys Fist said: Forgot, Avocados. FUCK OFF!!!! They look like dinosaurs bollocks, they’re between 50-95% inedible matter ( stone and aforementioned scrotum), what little edible shit is left clearly thinks it’s a panda, because it’s ripe for about the same number of microseconds that pandas are ripe for a shag. If you buy “ripened” ones, they’re smashed to fuck by the time you get them home. After all that, what have you got? Tasteless, green mush. Can you cook it? Aye, if want hot tasteless green mush, crack on. Fuck off Avocados Expand they're a flavour vehicle though. home made guacamole with chilli, fresh garlic, fresh coriander and fuck loads of lime juice is a thing of beauty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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