Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI

[Zathras 244]

Embrace the pain. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

so is this the official match thread? 
 

@ewerk - what is Zathras’s success and starting match threads like? And how does it compare to Ayatollah?

 

and where is @Meenzer? I still think he should delete both threads and start a new one as he is record was impeccable.

 

[Meenzer 15531]

I'm quite enjoying the chaos tbh

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

58 minutes ago, Zathras said:

Embrace the pain. 

They’ve spelled Untied wrong mate. 

[Gemmill 44900]

If Zathras wins this, it sets a new precedent for the match thread starter to also get a new tattoo. We'll all be looking cool as fuck by the end of the season.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If Zathras wins this, it sets a new precedent for the match thread starter to also get a new tattoo. We'll all be looking cool as fuck by the end of the season.

That assumes that this is the match thread, and not Ayatollah’s match thread. 
 

 

 

Should we deduct one? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

Sick fucking bastards

[aimaad22 4156]

2 losses and the forum has fallen apart. Bunch of fannies 

[Andrew 4762]

10 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

2 losses and the forum has fallen apart. Bunch of fannies 

 

[aimaad22 4156]

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

34 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

2 losses and the forum has fallen apart. Bunch of fannies 

Much like our erstwhile football team, we here at TT Towers are having a personnel crisis. 
Andrew is now essentially nocturnal, he only comes out with his fellow hobbits to talk about second-breakfast and potatoes. 
Tom has been churning out some very niche grumble movies in Holland, involving Grannies, Guinea Pigs, and Granola. He’s been pretending to be on tour with “his band”, but WE’VE ALL SEEN THE VIDEOS TOM! ( well… I have). 
Meenzer, as evidenced by his response above, has fully embraced nihilism, chaos, and curtain twitching since moving to the ‘burbs. 
If you can drag him away from the Residents Group on Facebook where he’s conducting a campaign against THAT BITCH from no. 42 and her incontinent Pomeranian, you’re doing well. 
Rayvin now lives in a cave in the Outer Hebrides, burning wicker figurines of Starmer and apologising to passing sheep. 
 

If it wasn’t for my technological genius and wizardry keeping this place in its feet, we’d be Parsnipping every other post. 
 

 

5-0. Double hatrick from Cabaye and Tiote. 
 

[MrBass 2651]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That assumes that this is the match thread, and not Ayatollah’s match thread. 
 

 

 

Should we deduct one? 

Two threads is confusing enough, why would we want a third?!

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

3 minutes ago, MrBass said:

Two threads is confusing enough, why would we want a third?!

Keep things even? 

[aimaad22 4156]

Well we've got people here who've automated their whole work day so perhaps they can setup AI assisted auto thread creation?

[Andrew 4762]

What happens when the AI loses us a game though?

[sammynb 3357]

29 minutes ago, Andrew said:

What happens when the AI loses us a game though?

 

And there is the irony of life, AIs and all of us dying creatures, time gives no fucks about what is lost once we are dead!

Maybe we should have a thread on the subject?

 

BTW I think Tonali's band should be suspended for this game and the cunt should be allowed to play, seeing Meelan stiched us up!

[aimaad22 4156]

28 minutes ago, sammynb said:

Maybe we should two threads on the subject?

 

FYP

[RobinRobin 11281]

12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Who’s on first base? 

Certainly not what

[thebrokendoll 9244]

nowt to say really, just fascinated by the neck to neck race on post counts.

[wykikitoon 20156]

you like neck to neck

 

[RobinRobin 11281]

32 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

you like neck to neck

 

[thebrokendoll 9244]

zathras with his nose in front as we approach the final furlong.....

[Holden McGroin 6587]

I think someone mentioned it earlier but it should be split into bed wetters and sausages.

 

One can be a thread of hope and positivity. The other can be full of misery, negativity and suggestions we should sell Miggy when he misplaces a pass. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

9 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I think someone mentioned it earlier but it should be split into bed wetters and sausages.

 

One can be a thread of hope and positivity. The other can be full of misery, negativity and suggestions we should sell Miggy when he misplaces a pass. 

This is how it begins. 
 

I will not stand by while sossige apartheid rears its ugly head. 
 

I’m Cumberland and proud. 

[Dazzler 9750]

26 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I think someone mentioned it earlier but it should be split into bed wetters and sausages.

 

One can be a thread of hope and positivity. The other can be full of misery, negativity and suggestions we should sell Miggy when he misplaces a pass. 

It would have been interesting watching some flip flop on Sunday. Starting off waving their wangers around in the sausage thread only to shit the bed and move over the to the dark cloud thread at half time.