Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers

[MrBass 3076]

  On 10/12/2023 at 18:16, wykikitoon said:

Get the Meelan match thread up @Zathras  

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At least wait until the post match analysis has concluded before tossing me to the curb  

[wykikitoon 23351]

Their keeper acting like a 5 year old.  Daft cunt.

[Gemmill 51327]

  On 10/12/2023 at 18:52, thebrokendoll said:

 

I think we'll beat milan on wednesday,

 not gonna lie though, if we do it'll piss me off how we're seemingly incapable of coming even close to replicating our home form when away.

bournemouth, everton and today have been fucking tragic. bruce like. 

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Spoken like the bloke who sleeps all the way from Cheltenham, wakes up as he's crossing the Tyne Bridge, and can't understand why his disabled mate in the driving seat says that travelling is tiring.

[wykikitoon 23351]

Embarrassing they keep calling Son, Sonny.  

[wykikitoon 23351]

Flange making far more of his injuries than what he's had.  

[thebrokendoll 10579]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:00, Gemmill said:

 

Spoken like the bloke who sleeps all the way from Cheltenham, wakes up as he's crossing the Tyne Bridge, and can't understand why his disabled mate in the driving seat says that travelling is tiring.

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you think I'm unappreciative now?

I'm moving to wales next week...

just wait till I'm travelling from the valleys and we get beat.

[Gemmill 51327]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:07, thebrokendoll said:

 

you think I'm unappreciative now?

I'm moving to wales next week...

just wait till I'm travelling from the valleys and we get beat.

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Have you rang ahead to the local hospice to see if they have any Newcastle fans with a car?

[wykikitoon 23351]

Redknapp is swimming in his own spunk of Spurs. Unbearable cunt.

[Gemmill 51327]

I put this off once I'd seen that Trippier was getting rewarded with his 4 minute rest. Why THE FUCK are you still watching it now?

 

[Holden McGroin 7783]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:11, wykikitoon said:

Redknapp is swimming in his own spunk of Spurs. Unbearable cunt.

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Why are you still watching?

 

Its like getting dumped then going out with the ex and her new man for dinner.

 

Edited December 10, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4301]

Well at least I don’t have to give up watching for the rest of the season 

[wykikitoon 23351]

waiting for Wor Eddie  

Even when we have won I don't normally watch the post match, I'm just too lazy to get up and get the remote.

[Holden McGroin 7783]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:15, wykikitoon said:

waiting for Wor Eddie  

Even when we have won I don't normally watch the post match, I'm just too lazy to get up and get the remote.

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I had to switch that off as soon as the final whistle went. Absolute torture. 

[Howmanheyman 37227]

Right that's it, I've got a ticket for the Milan game, the lads are flagging and need my support, YouTubers, podcasters and CT isn't cutting it when we're up against it. No need for thanks, lads. 

[thebrokendoll 10579]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:38, Howmanheyman said:

Right that's it, I've got a ticket for the Milan game, the lads are flagging and need my support, YouTubers, podcasters and CT isn't cutting it when we're up against it. No need for thanks, lads. 

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get yerself in the percy mate, I'll buy you a beer.

@PaddockLad reckons you're a cunt but I don't believe him! 

[Dougle 3760]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:15, wykikitoon said:

waiting for Wor Eddie  

Even when we have won I don't normally watch the post match, I'm just too lazy to get up and get the remote.

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Is this some kind of Yorkshire masochistic thing where you put the remote control in a different part of the house to piss yourself off?

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[Howmanheyman 37227]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:41, thebrokendoll said:

 

get yerself in the percy mate, I'll buy you a beer.

@PaddockLad reckons you're a cunt but I don't believe him! 

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No, he's right. 👍

[trophyshy 7494]

His wife hid it when Wilson came on.  

[Renton 24205]

  On 10/12/2023 at 19:42, trophyshy said:

His wife hid it when Wilson came on.  

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At this point, my mind is probably further in the gutter than it really should be. 

Give the controller a good wash when you find it wykiki. 

[wykikitoon 23351]

I didn't think I had Scampi fry last night

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

  On 10/12/2023 at 20:29, Renton said:

 

At this point, my mind is probably further in the gutter than it really should be. 

Give the controller a good wash when you find it wykiki. 

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Who was it talking about dodgy porn categories the other day? 

[trophyshy 7494]

I’ll take a wild stab in the dark. 
 

You?  

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

 
 

[RobinRobin 12688]

  On 10/12/2023 at 18:27, MMXXVIII said:

 

4? In my day we had 2 and even that was getting pegged earnin' a shillin'.

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Interesting job you had then 

[Toonpack 11825]

  On 10/12/2023 at 20:39, wykikitoon said:

I didn't think I had Scampi fry last night

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Or, as the lads named them, in my youth in honour of a female acquaintance, "Dawn's knicker scrapings". (Still called that to this day)