eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

[wykikitoon 22921]

Just watched MOTD.  Commentator at the start reciting the stat of 'best team in the prem over the last 6 games'  Aye mate. 

[wykikitoon 22921]

H'way @thebrokendoll it's a quick turn around this week.  Back Thursday, we need the second best thread starter of the forum to do the bizzo.

[wykikitoon 22921]

Shearer loving the post match analysis.  Fucking laying it into the cunts.

[Dr Gloom 23649]

Cracking night. Great booze-fuelled atmosphere under the lights. 
 

Loved it when almost the whole ground sang “you’ve seen United, now fuck off home” and “there’s only one Bruno” at the buck toothed twat.

 

It was so comfortable until the last ten minutes. Should really have been three or four nil by then. I expected us to run out of gas earlier than we did but Man U made it so easy for us. They just sat back, didn’t press and strolled around as if nothing was at stake. Looked like a team that’s given up on their manager. But that doesn’t take any credit away from us. We didn’t allow them to play. Absolutely controlled the midfield and some of our movement and m little one touch passing sequences were a joy to see in the flesh. 

[Kid Dynamite 7645]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

They've turned on the Bald Fraud!

They forgot Schar, Longstaff, Willock and Wilson

[wykikitoon 22921]

Watching MOTD they mentioned how their first corner was well into the 80+ minutes.

Yet 'Fletch' tried telling us 'United' had taken the game to us.  He is an absolute clown.

[Kid Dynamite 7645]

I can't believe last seasons cup final saw the stars align with their purple patch and our dip mind. We would fucking murder them at Wembley this season 

[The Fish 11323]

9 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

Best I got was seeing my goading "Did you watch the game?" text get read, then 'xxxx is  typing', then nothing sent back. 

 

 

Finally got a reply

"No, didn't watch it. Knew we'd lose."

 

😂 fucking liar.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14687]

I do like looking at these kinds of STATS as you can actually infer who the good sides are with this kind of thing. On the left, you have an unbelievably well drilled and organised side and on the right, you have a collection of fraudsters wandering around while their manager hopes for his luck to continue long past its sell by date. They’re an absolute shambles going forward. It’s saying something that Maguire has seemingly rode out his bad spell to look like one of the only adults in that team 

[Alex 36740]

When you look at them they seem to be clinical in front of goal, in general I mean, although even last night they nearly got one at the death. But that’s it, that’s the only positive and the only reason they’re not at least half a dozen points worse off. There’s fuck all cohesion to their play. Hoying Maguire upfront was proper desperate Sunday league stuff. In fact it probably cost them as he arguably only took up that position for the offside goal because he’d been moved up there. I know Dubravka might’ve  saved it, but for Maguire, but it shows the chaotic nature of their display

[Dr Gloom 23649]

32 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I do like looking at these kinds of STATS as you can actually infer who the good sides are with this kind of thing. On the left, you have an unbelievably well drilled and organised side and on the right, you have a collection of fraudsters wandering around while their manager hopes for his luck to continue long past its sell by date. They’re an absolute shambles going forward. It’s saying something that Maguire has seemingly rode out his bad spell to look like one of the only adults in that team 

the space they left between their wingers and full backs was school boy 

[Dr Gloom 23649]

We look so much more balanced with Livramento in for Burn at left back. It was great to see both full backs overlapping with purpose. Tino’s ball-carrying is exactly what we have missed on that side of the field. Nothing wrong with Burn’s defending but he doesn’t offer anything like that at left back. 

[Dr Gloom 23649]

I’ve got the hangover journey from hell back to the smoke today. Engineering works on the LNER line means it’s two trains and a replacement bus service, adding at least 90 minutes to my journey.

I’m too hungover to read my book so I plan to spend the journey inhaling post-match content. Appreciated Gemmill’s efforts so far. Post your best bits in this thread, yeah?

[Chaser 1368]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We look so much more balanced with Livramento in for Burn at left back. It was great to see both full backs overlapping with purpose. Tino’s ball-carrying is exactly what we have missed on that side of the field. Nothing wrong with Burn’s defending but he doesn’t offer anything like that at left back. 

The benefit of Tino is that along with his attacking ability, his outright pace means that if he rarely gets caught out of position, he can make it up. Burns positioning is overall very good but he knows his limitations hence doesn't bomb forward at the expense of defending. The shape is balanced and I don't think it's any coincidence that Gordon is in his best form with an attacking full back behind him. 

 

 

[RobinRobin 12501]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’m too hungover to read my book so I plan to spend the journey inhaling post-match content. Appreciated Gemmill’s efforts so far. Post your best bits in this thread, yeah?

Don't give him anything. Nearly fucked it up at the end. 🙂 

[Dr Gloom 23649]

 

[RobElliott 1807]

Is he wearing old grandpa PJs in that livestream?

Edited December 3, 2023 by RobElliott

[wykikitoon 22921]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

What the fuck is a middle aged man wearing shit like that for?

Who the fuck watches this shite?

[ewerk 33236]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Who the fuck watches this shite?

You do have to wonder what sort of person decides to watch a Forest supporting nonce on YouTube rather than the actual game he’s commenting on.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

You do have to wonder what sort of person decides to watch a Forest supporting nonce on YouTube rather than the actual game he’s commenting on.

He hasn’t got a discernible personality either.

[PaddockLad 19029]

28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’ve got the hangover journey from hell back to the smoke today. Engineering works on the LNER line means it’s two trains and a replacement bus service, adding at least 90 minutes to my journey.

I’m too hungover to read my book so I plan to spend the journey inhaling post-match content. Appreciated Gemmill’s efforts so far. Post your best bits in this thread, yeah?

Newcastle away days rule 234.7, subsection IV, clause 8:

 

”never travel east coast mainline on a Sunday”  

 

Pleased you saw a win mate

[Dr Gloom 23649]

The striking thing about this montage of Miley is he seldom wastes possession and when he does pass he’s almost always on the move again making himself available to receive it again. He’s playing with incredible maturity for a 17 year old 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36647]

Their best chance of getting anything was the lack of rotation for our players and tiredness kicking in. Our games so far compared to theirs is a joke, a far harder set of fixtures and if they carry on as they are they're going to slide a bit when the harder games come around, and even then, they've been spawney as fuck in some them. If we want top four there's bigger threats than these by a mile. 

Edited December 3, 2023 by Howmanheyman

[Gemmill 50017]

The one disappointing thing last night was that the game wasn't on Sky, so we couldn't have Keane and Neville post match, and maybe Micah Richard's joying the odd hand grenade in to get those two wound up.

 

Jenas and McCoist slagged Man United off plenty but you really want it to be the other two.

[wykikitoon 22921]

Apparently it's been 3 years since Martial completed a full 90 for Man Utd