eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

[Monkeys Fist 45162]

1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

We should have been 10-0 up at half time but I’ll take that (like I have a choice).

Just out of interest, have you ever been on the Curry Train to Corbridge? 
 

 

[Gemmill 49984]

Just now, thebrokendoll said:

so fucking happy man!   

 

The PURPLE NURPLE did it again!

 

[Holden McGroin 7625]

Just now, thebrokendoll said:

so fucking happy man!   

[Toonpack 11378]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Leave the window open, the cold might make your sperm more dormant buying you a few extra seconds, and a marginal reduction in shame.

 

In this weather it could also

 

 

[toonotl 3435]

10 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I like Dubravka.  Good chance for him now. That looked like a dislocated shoulder to me so he’ll be out for a while.

 

That's a good shout. Debrav is a quality keeper. He'll be keen to impress. 

[Monkeys Fist 45162]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Shut up Jenas, get fucking Ten Hag out for the excuses so I can have a joyous tug.

Jenas was 100% bullied at school and the fucking Cuboid is making us ALL pay for it now. 

[wykikitoon 22910]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The ads on TNT. The kid off Stranger Things who looks like he stinks and needs a good wash is the new face of Paco Rabanne.

 

Oi you leave t'lad alone. Yorkshire hero him 

[Gemmill 49984]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

MF's missus isn't gonna want you turning up with spunk breath.

 

[Monkeys Fist 45162]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

 

In this weather it could also

 

 

She wishes- She’s going through the menopause and it’s like dipping it in hot lava 

 

Sweaty beeeatch! 

[wykikitoon 22910]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I love your optimism 

That including putting on the leccy blanket 

[Gemmill 49984]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Oi you leave t'lad alone. Yorkshire hero him 

 

Is he from Yorkshire?

 

He fucking looks like he HONKS!

[Christmas Tree 5105]

Phew!

 

[strawb 4645]

Watching on TNT and they have Ten Haag coming up, just going to unroll the cock so I can have a wank to his misery

[Dazzler 11828]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

In this weather it could also

 

 

 

I found this difficult to masturbate to. I still managed, but it was difficult.

[Monkeys Fist 45162]

Just now, Christmas Tree said:

Phew!

 

Just made it to the pissers in time? 

[Toonpack 11378]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Is he from Yorkshire?

 

He fucking looks like he HONKS!

 

You just answered your own question

[Gemmill 49984]

Thinking about it, and I reckon Ten Hag and Arteta are the only two opposition managers whose interviews I'll wait around for after we've pumped them.

 

Proper pair of dickheads.

[Holden McGroin 7625]

Livramento man. 
 

wykiki bangs on about Longstaff and Gordon not getting in the England squad but this kid is the real deal.  He looks class out of position.

[wykikitoon 22910]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Phew!

 

Dropped one? 

[Monkeys Fist 45162]

Just now, strawb said:

unroll the cock

[wykikitoon 22910]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

Livramento man. 
 

wykiki bangs on about Longstaff and Gordon not getting in the England squad but this kid is the real deal.  He looks class out of position.

Totally agree. He has been mint. He's got a great turn of pace. 

[strawb 4645]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

I was insinuating it was long mate. It’s the internet, we both know it’s minuscule. Get over it.. your lass did.

[Gemmill 49984]

If we hadn't hit the wall at Bournemouth, and had won there instead, we'd be 2nd tonight. Tiny margins.

[wykikitoon 22910]

I'm sat giggling like a kid here at yous lot and the mrs just told me to shut up. 

 

She's missing Callum *sigh*

[Gemmill 49984]

These are shit enough to get beat off Chelsea on Wednesday, I reckon.