eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

[Gemmill 44881]

I've worked out what Garnacho looks like. He's like when you watch a history documentary and they do a facial reconstruction of some medieval peasant bones that they've found.

[Gemmill 44881]

That Man United forum is canny funny. The last 20 pages or so is them:

 

- moaning about Ten Hag

- moaning about Rashford

- insisting that Schar should have been sent off

- genuinely seeming to have a complex about officials being against Man United, which is fucking mental

- being confused about who is reffing the game, and every 10 posts or so someone turns up and asks how the fuck Michael Oliver, a Newcastle fan, is reffing the game Doesn't matter how many times it's explained that he's not the ref and that Michael Salisbury is not the same person

- making suggestions that we're on the juice cos of the energy and physical transformation of the likes of Joelinton and Lascelles compared to two years ago. Lads, they were managed by Steve Bruce two years ago.

[Gemmill 44881]

 

All true. I fucking love it.

 

I'm pleased we didn't sign McTominay mind. I'd take a suspended for the season Tonali over him.

[Gemmill 44881]

 

They've turned on the Bald Fraud!

[Gemmill 44881]

They've got a separate thread for post match discussion. How am I supposed to get anything done ffs.

[Gemmill 44881]

 

 

Might be a joke, I'll let him off if it's a joke. But they're not big with the jokes from what I've seen so far. They leave them to their team.

[Andrew 4748]

Keep going.

 

Im almost there.

[Gemmill 44881]

You'll have to get over there, I'm spent.

[Gemmill 44881]

Dan Burn is now (very adequate) cover for Botman and Livramento btw. No way is Tino losing his place when Burn gets back.

[MMXXVIII 1293]

I'm still pissed and having to go to work in half an hour. When did working on a Sunday come in? Does God know about this?

[MMXXVIII 1293]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I've worked out what Garnacho looks like. He's like when you watch a history documentary and they do a facial reconstruction of some medieval peasant bones that they've found.

 

Looks like a tranny submitting a photo they've tweaked to a dating agency with almost no confidence.

[Gemmill 44881]

 

Is this the "give it Giggseh" bloke?

 

"I am fookin seethin! I'm sorreh!"

 

I'll watch ANY shite when we beat these dickheads.

[Gemmill 44881]

"Arreh McGui-oh! My man of the match is ARREH MCGUI-OH! It comes to something when your man of the match is ARREH MCGUI-OH"

 

My lass has just popped her head in the lounge and gone "who is that?!"

[wykikitoon 20146]

I'm fucking pissing here Gemmill 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex 35083]

I like Rashford and think he’s got great ability but I’d be seething if I was a Man Utd fan watching him jogging around the pitch like he did last night. He looks like he couldn’t give a flying fuck at the minute 

[wykikitoon 20146]

He's been an issue in that dressing room for a while. Right chip on his shoulder little cunt. 

[Holden McGroin 6586]

Ten Fraud has not created a cohesive dressing room and you can see it.

 

Rashford downed tools yesterday. Might be because he was played on the right or perhaps he is fucked off about his mate Sancho. Either way it’s disgraceful a player on £300k can’t put a shift in. 

[wykikitoon 20146]

Just watched MOTD.  Commentator at the start reciting the stat of 'best team in the prem over the last 6 games'  Aye mate. 

[wykikitoon 20146]

H'way @thebrokendoll it's a quick turn around this week.  Back Thursday, we need the second best thread starter of the forum to do the bizzo.

[wykikitoon 20146]

Shearer loving the post match analysis.  Fucking laying it into the cunts.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Cracking night. Great booze-fuelled atmosphere under the lights. 
 

Loved it when almost the whole ground sang “you’ve seen United, now fuck off home” and “there’s only one Bruno” at the buck toothed twat.

 

It was so comfortable until the last ten minutes. Should really have been three or four nil by then. I expected us to run out of gas earlier than we did but Man U made it so easy for us. They just sat back, didn’t press and strolled around as if nothing was at stake. Looked like a team that’s given up on their manager. But that doesn’t take any credit away from us. We didn’t allow them to play. Absolutely controlled the midfield and some of our movement and m little one touch passing sequences were a joy to see in the flesh. 

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

They've turned on the Bald Fraud!

They forgot Schar, Longstaff, Willock and Wilson

[wykikitoon 20146]

Watching MOTD they mentioned how their first corner was well into the 80+ minutes.

Yet 'Fletch' tried telling us 'United' had taken the game to us.  He is an absolute clown.

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

I can't believe last seasons cup final saw the stars align with their purple patch and our dip mind. We would fucking murder them at Wembley this season 

[The Fish 10857]

9 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

Best I got was seeing my goading "Did you watch the game?" text get read, then 'xxxx is  typing', then nothing sent back. 

 

 

Finally got a reply

"No, didn't watch it. Knew we'd lose."

 

😂 fucking liar.