eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

[thebrokendoll 9188]

a football match held in the fair city of newcastle, north east england, uk.

game commences at 8pm and despite 8 million refreshes of the resale site and i'm still fucking ticketless.

you have your match thread lads, it's now over to you lot to bully gloom in to handing over his ticket to my very noble cause.

we can't afford for him to jinx this one.

[Toonpack 9385]

Fuck, is Gloom going ?

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

Will Gemmil, for once, refrain from expressing dissatisfaction about not being the one to start the thread you reckon?
 

 

[trophyshy 7083]

Will Nigel Farage admit he’s a fucking cunt?  

[Gemmill 44804]

Uh oh. Multiple rapists itt.

[wykikitoon 20111]

WOW

Best thread title I've seen

OUT

FUCKING

STANDING

[Toonpack 9385]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

WOW

Best thread title I've seen

OUT

FUCKING

STANDING

 

Could only be improved upon by a comma between "yet, manc cunts"

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

WOW

Best thread title I've seen

OUT

FUCKING

STANDING

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

 

Tough one this lads. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

59 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Fuck, is Gloom going ?

 

my attendance record this season: 0 points from 2 games. 

 

the turnaround starts here 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

my attendance record this season: 0 points from 2 games. 

 

the turnaround starts here 

[Toonpack 9385]

we can only hope HMHM is at work, that is the only magic  that could counteract the stench of impending gloom-doom

[Dr Gloom 21912]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

we can only hope HMHM is at work, that is the only magic  that could counteract the stench of impending gloom-doom

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Hopefully Longstaff is back and maybe an outside chance of Barnes being available? Even Barnes giving us 20 mins would be so valuable. 
 

I suspect neither will make it though. 

Edited November 30, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Barnes isn't ready yet, surely? 

[Renton 21567]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

we can only hope HMHM is at work, that is the only magic  that could counteract the stench of impending gloom-doom

 

Good news, I am going and will save the day. My record is fucking tremendous this year, and last year too* (nothing to do with our home form generally being great I am sure). This, combined with the divine righteousness of tbd on our side, will be enough to banish the malignant vibes emanating from the  tofu eating, hover board riding, southern ponce. 

 

* Liverpool gamesd don't count. 

[Dougle 3329]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

my attendance record this season: 0 points from 2 games. 

 

the turnaround starts here 

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

i had ramen with tofu for lunch today, as it happens 

[Howmanheyman 33112]

3 hours ago, Toonpack said:

we can only hope HMHM is at work, that is the only magic  that could counteract the stench of impending gloom-doom

 

Alas I don't work on Saturdays, (I don't work full stop as of yesterday). However I'll be on the piss with my now former colleagues that day so hopefully that'll be enough? I'll be watching it later on but don't expect me to remember many details about it the next day. 🍺🍺🍺

[Holden McGroin 6581]

36 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Barnes isn't ready yet, surely? 

some sites are claiming 7th December.

[aimaad22 4156]

This is the game I want to win the most in the season. Although Liverpool at home runs it close now.....

 

It's an incredible week if we get a win here. Hopefully no new injury concerns from Tuesday and one more massive effort to get another victory over the bald prick.  

 

Get through December while managing to stay in the hunt for Top 4. After that it all gets easier as players come back in and the window opens.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

6 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Tough one this lads. 

 

 

5-0. 
 

Wilson double hat trick. 

[Chaser 1207]

I have a couple of best mates who are massive Man Utd fans. Every time this fixture rolls around, I dread it and get excited for it at the same time. At some point we've got to overturn and overtake these fuckers once and for all. Never a better time to do so. I just wish we had talent to call on from the bench. 

[Tdansmith 3259]

1 hour ago, Chaser said:

I have a couple of best mates who are massive Man Utd fans. Every time this fixture rolls around, I dread it and get excited for it at the same time. At some point we've got to overturn and overtake these fuckers once and for all. Never a better time to do so. I just wish we had talent to call on from the bench. 

I had a mate who was a Man Utd fan, but I killed him after he sang the oh ah cantana song once to often.

 

[RobinRobin 11258]

12 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

Yes, that stench