howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

[Dr Gloom 21911]

2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I'm  not understanding all this sausage malarkey tbh. 

it began when the forum split into two camps:

 

the bed wetters

 

and the Willy wavers, aka the sausage shakers 

[Dazzler 9694]

30 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

it began when the forum split into two camps:

 

the bed wetters

 

and the Willy wavers, aka the sausage shakers 

[wykikitoon 20110]

4 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I'm  not understanding all this sausage malarkey tbh.

 

I wonder who started the thread for our most important game in years ?  Whatever game that was. Beating Leeds away  just after the takeover ? 

 It's fucking great not having to worry about relegation. 

 

Well, one doesn't like to blows own trumpet.  But - here

 

One of my fave posts on the thread;

 

Quote

Willock is shite (or at the very least in a fucking woeful run of form) but he's a much better option than Longstaff

Oh how far we have come eh?

[The Fish 10838]

What has happened to this place? Holden is using statistical analysis? Wykiki is optimistic?

 

[AgentAxeman 178]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

it began when the forum split into two camps:

 

the bed wetters

 

and the Willy wavers, aka the sausage shakers 

Nope, sitters vs standers.....   

 

 

 

 

😔

[toonotl 2977]

Standing to wipe and bed wetting are the behaviours of an infant.

 

Not like the grown men of this forum who sit to wipe and wave their collective willy around, together, in harmony, with maturity and dignity.

[RobinRobin 11258]

8 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I'm  not understanding all this sausage malarkey tbh.

That happens when you fuck off for a while. 🙂 

7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

What in the fuck are you lot on about here?

You've got no excuse. 🙂 

[Chaser 1207]

Weiner's waving

Edited November 15, 2023 by Chaser

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

There are other little gems about thread starting that makes a difference @Holden McGroinalways put the date and time of the match in the title as well. 

[Gemmill 44793]

MOTHERFUCKER, I taught these idiots to do that.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

game commences 3pm, saturday the 25th november at st james' park (various pronunciations available) which is in newcastle.

exactly one month after that it'll be the 25th december, which is called christmas day, just in case anybody is unsure.

[Holden McGroin 6580]

47 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

There are other little gems about thread starting that makes a difference @Holden McGroinalways put the date and time of the match in the title as well. 

[Toonpack 9377]

On 13/11/2023 at 20:53, thebrokendoll said:

like a pheonix rising from the ashes of blenheim street the doll is back.

bollocks to  st james' boulevard and the match thread starting pretenders on toontastic, the ONLY undefeated scribe has stepped up to the plate in our hour of need.

isak inspired 4-0

 

Oh FFS, not again 🙄

 

P.s. Scribes are expected to be able of spell

Edited November 15, 2023 by Toonpack

[thebrokendoll 9188]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Oh FFS, not again 🙄

 

I'll correct it.

not even nearly as irritating as folk who write loose instead of lose though.

[Toonpack 9377]

6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I'll correct it.

not even nearly as irritating as folk who write loose instead of lose though.

 

Damage is done, the shadow of Gloom looms large.

[Dazzler 9694]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I'll correct it.

not even nearly as irritating as folk who write loose instead of lose though.

Not nearly as bad as people how pronounce read read instead of read or live instead of live. Boils my piss.

[MrBass 2651]

[thebrokendoll 9188]

10 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Not nearly as bad as people how pronounce read read instead of read or live instead of live. Boils my piss.

 

exactly mate.

seems to me that toonpack was being pedantic just for the sake of it, whereas we have genuine grievances.

[Toonpack 9377]

36 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Not nearly as bad as people how pronounce read read instead of read or live instead of live. Boils my piss.

 

Lightening/lightning is a shocker

[RobinRobin 11258]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

 

Lightening/lightning is a shocker

[sammynb 3355]

2 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

There are other little gems about thread starting that makes a difference @Holden McGroinalways put the date and time of the match in the title as well. 

 

Fucking hell, does mum still need to hold your weiner so you can piss, grown men who cannot work out when the match is on FFS!

FYI time and day of match go in the description!

Edited November 15, 2023 by sammynb

[sammynb 3355]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

Damage is done, the shadow of Gloom looms large.

 

Yes, an edit in the first post is fatal.

[Holden McGroin 6580]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

 

Fucking hell, does mum still need to hold your weiner so you can piss, grown men who cannot lwork out when the match is on FFS!

FYI time and day of match go in the description!

@sammynb - leave my number #1 fan alone. 

[Dazzler 9694]

Just now, sammynb said:

 

Fucking hell, does mum still need to hold your weiner so you can piss, grown men who cannot lwork out when the match is on FFS!

FYI time and day of match go in the description!

Just find out when the match is on when you go on .com to find out the overseas channels showing the match so you can watch it buffer free like most other fire stick users for fuck sake. 

[sammynb 3355]

23 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Just checked there. It was 5 in a row. The 6th was the away defeat to Villa.

 

You remain WELCOME.

 

I think we need a spreadsheet as proof for you and Holden.

btw don't forget to include my 8 game undefeated run for the record.