howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

[OTF 7295]

50 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Time to update Joe’s rating too!

Joelinton:

Head ❌️

Left foot ❌️

Right foot ✅️

[Howmanheyman 33116]

1 hour ago, aimaad22 said:

We have the old Lascelles and Joe back. We're losing this one perhaps

 

Personally speaking I never doubted them. Great pair of lads.

 

57 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Gallagher getting England caps ahead of Longstaff is madness.

 

He's absolute cacka this kid. How the fuck he gets in the England squads is beyond me. 

 

[Chaser 1207]

Loved that. Miley was top drawer, did a great job standing in for Longy. Let's hope there's some good news on available players by the time we take on PSG 

 

[NJS 4377]

Pochettino claiming it was their worst performance of the season - Mackems will lap it up. 

[Howay 12496]

I just don’t get the hype around Enzo Fernandez, Miley played him off the park today and they paid £120m for him plus Chelsea fans go on like he’s the best CM in the league . 
 

We surely have to stick with Livramento and Trippier at full back going forward, we look more assured and offer more going forward. Gordon with another excellent showing. Chelsea really didn’t offer much tbh, we’re far better than them based on that. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Good point about Tino at LB. I love Dan Burn, but you can tell Tino is a better player already 

[Howay 12496]

I think the main turning point was the ref actually decided to start giving fouls against them, after giving us fuck all first half. His help was the only thing keeping them in the game. 

[Howmanheyman 33116]

How was Gallagher not booked? Unreal.

[Toonpack 9385]

45 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

6 points off top. The title's back on.

 

Well it was until ☝️

[Howay 12496]

What a season Gordon is having btw, 5 goals and 3 assists, won 2 penalties, had his man sent off in 2 games (iirc?). 

[Toonpack 9385]

The BBC - ERM, What !!!

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33116]

10 minutes ago, Howay said:

What a season Gordon is having btw, 5 goals and 3 assists, won 2 penalties, had his man sent off in 2 games (iirc?). 

 

Imagine what he could do if he wasn't headless? Scary thought tbh. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

19 minutes ago, Howay said:

What a season Gordon is having btw, 5 goals and 3 assists, won 2 penalties, had his man sent off in 2 games (iirc?). 

And to think some people thought selling ASM was a disaster!

[thebrokendoll 9188]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

@thebrokendoll’s thread starting quite superb there  

 

Not sure where @Dr Gloom has been this afternoon , hopefully he got a ticket at short notice and smashed the hoodoo right out the fuckin park  

 

I'm amicable to starting another one providing @Gemmill begs. 

[Gemmill 44804]

Listen, you finally got your first win. We're all happy for you. But your run of one ends on Tuesday.

[Alex 35059]

9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I'm amicable to starting another one providing @Gemmill begs. 

Yeah, but are you amenable to starting another one?  

[thebrokendoll 9188]

you don't appear to be on your hands and knees, tongue hanging out, cum glasses on.

try harder.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

Just now, Alex said:

Yeah, but are you amenable to starting another one?  

 

should I put that one down to autocorrect or doombar?

[Alex 35059]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

you don't appear to be on your hands and knees, tongue hanging out, cum glasses on.

try harder.

That’s probably as close as you’ll get from Gemmill tbh 

[Alex 35059]

Just now, thebrokendoll said:

 

should I put that one down to autocorrect or doombar?

 bit of both. 

[PaddockLad 17239]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Listen, you finally got your first win. We're all happy for you. But your run of one ends on Tuesday.

You’re wishing a Newcastle win so you can start the next thread? That’s a new low, even for you  

[Alex 35059]

It’s always been all about him

[Gemmill 44804]

16 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

You’re wishing a Newcastle win so you can start the next thread? That’s a new low, even for you  

Granddad's drunk again!

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Well done @thebrokendoll.

 

Never in doubt. 

[ewerk 30544]

Nice to see a Newcastle legend still taking an interest in our games.