trophyshy 7083 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 You can’t avoid it, looking for ideas. My kids like cats and Lego so this seems appropriate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11268 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: You can’t avoid it, looking for ideas. My kids like cats and Lego so this seems appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42437 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 That’s a big old pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 5 hours ago, trophyshy said: You can’t avoid it, looking for ideas. My kids like cats and Lego so this seems appropriate. The second of the litter is a breech birth. You can teach your kids what a caesarean sections is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 'So kids, what we have to do is take this big hammer and smash mummy cat's tummy in. I'm afraid it's the only way to save her kittens'. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21622 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 31 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: That’s a big old pussy. Baggy Pussy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Well that's the kids' Christmas ruined. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11268 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: That’s a big old pussy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42437 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Renton said: Baggy Pussy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21622 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 3 hours ago, ewerk said: Well that's the kids' Christmas ruined. You're one of those tight parents who make your kids normal everyday clothes a christmas present I take it? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 I remember opening socks when I was about 7. Might as well have wrapped a white dog turd. #1970s 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9749 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 I used to get fruit in my stocking, literally from the fruit bowl on the dining room table - which would be promptly returned to it's home once it was "opened". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42437 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Fruit??? You from Jesmond? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 We didn’t av stockings, we had used condoms. Wi snow in them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42437 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 We couldn’t afford snow. Had to steal water from the neighbours and freeze it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9749 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 I was from Elswick. We used to save up all year for those tangerines. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42437 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 45 minutes ago, Dazzler said: all year You had abstract concepts of time? Pfft. Did your mam shop at Laws, too? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3996 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Laws Stores or Fine Fare the 60s Low Fell equivalent to BBC/ITV 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11268 Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 8 hours ago, Dazzler said: I was from Elswick. We had to steal those tangerines. FYP 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13864 Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 My lass wants some fucking preposterous contraption for her hair that is 300 bastard quid. Whereas I’ll get what she thinks I need rather than anything I actually want. Happy days 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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