Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

[Christmas Tree 5350]

  On 11/11/2023 at 11:36, Christmas Tree said:

Days going great! Bumper day of mug orders and just won a £600 giveaway on my crypto forum. As all good things come in threes, I’m predicting not only a 5-1 win, but also a Gordon hat-trick and Fab special.  

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Shit! Sorry 0-0  

 

[Dazzler 12614]

Parkinson and Diallo might actually get minutes here. It's mad how paper thin our squad looks when a couple of players are missing.

[Kid Dynamite 7930]

We've got 2 cripples for strikers mind!

[Kid Dynamite 7930]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:01, Dazzler said:

Parkinson and Diallo might actually get minutes here. It's mad how paper thin our squad looks when a couple of players are missing.

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We are missing 8 or 9 tbf

[Gemmill 52541]

Can't remember which pod it was but whoever said Bournemouth'gaffer looks like Alfred Molina in the first Indiana Jones film is bang on.

 

[Alex 37781]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:02, Kid Dynamite said:

We are missing 8 or 9 tbf

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I think it’s 9 plus Bruno unavailable 

[wykikitoon 23750]

Imo this is the sort of game I would have Livramento starting over Trippier. 

 

I wonder if he would have though if Miley wasn't starting. 

[Dazzler 12614]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:02, Kid Dynamite said:

We are missing 8 or 9 tbf

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True but still

[Alex 37781]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:04, wykikitoon said:

Imo this is the sort of game I would have Livramento starting over Trippier. 

 

I wonder if he would have though if Miley wasn't starting. 

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I think Tino gives options from the bench with all the positions he can play. I think that’ll have been the thinking with not much else amongst the subs 

[Dazzler 12614]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:07, Alex said:

I think Tino gives options from the bench with all the positions he can play. I think that’ll have been the thinking with not much else amongst the subs 

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Not to mention Trippiers leadership when you have a starting 11 that don't often play together. You need someone making sure they are doing their jobs on the pitch.

 

If we weren't down to two right backs and only hall/Dummett at lb then I think he may have chanced playing Tino and Trips but I don't think we have the feasible options at the minute.

[Christmas Tree 5350]

Quite looking forward to seeing Miley and what all the fuss is about. Can’t say I’ve noticed too much in the minutes he’s had so far but obviously very highly rated at the club

[Dazzler 12614]

Bournemouth manager has about four rows of eyebrows. Looks itchy.

[Alex 37781]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:10, Dazzler said:

Not to mention Trippiers leadership when you have a starting 11 that don't often play together. You need someone making sure they are doing their jobs on the pitch.

 

If we weren't down to two right backs and only hall/Dummett at lb then I think he may have chanced playing Tino and Trips but I don't think we have the feasible options at the minute.

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Aye. I would’ve expected Trippier to start. But livramento can feel hard done to after his recent performances. But I think his versatility will be the reason. Especially as he can actually have an impact as an attacker too

[Dazzler 12614]

11 out for us in total. Fucking hell man.

[Dazzler 12614]

Miley is built like a 25 year old bloke with a 10 month old baby's face.

[wykikitoon 23750]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:15, Dazzler said:

11 out for us in total. Fucking hell man.

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They way they were talking about spurs having injuries you would think they had about 16 out

[Dazzler 12614]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:17, wykikitoon said:

They way they were talking about spurs having injuries you would think they had about 16 out

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Tbf Maddison is worth about 10 of those players. They look unbelievably ordinary without him.

[Kid Dynamite 7930]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:04, Alex said:

I think it’s 9 plus Bruno unavailable 

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11 if you include Manquillo! They just had the list up 

[Alex 37781]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:20, Kid Dynamite said:

11 if you include Manquillo! They just had the list up 

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Forgot he was still on our books tbh

[Gemmill 52541]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:13, Christmas Tree said:

Quite looking forward to seeing Miley and what all the fuss is about. Can’t say I’ve noticed too much in the minutes he’s had so far but obviously very highly rated at the club

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Ten minutes in you'll be calling him the new Rob Lee.

[wykikitoon 23750]

  On 11/11/2023 at 17:16, Dazzler said:

Miley is built like a 25 year old bloke with a 10 month old baby's face.

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You know some small 25 year olds

[Dazzler 12614]

Alex Murphy to come on at left back for hall in the second half and blast in the cherry on top of a Gordon double hat trick 

[ewerk 34214]

General Melchett leading Eddie Howe out with the wreath.

[Gemmill 52541]

Check out Melchett with the wreath.

[Christmas Tree 5350]

State of a bloke who has a tash like that