Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

[Isegrim 9680]

There should be a total ban of Gloom attending matches, starting match threads and getting involved in anything related to Newcastle.

 

He is free to post about tofu though.

[Dazzler 9296]

Just now, OTF said:

Ah, the game changer is finally on. *checks notes* come on Ben *checks notes again* Parkinson!

Watch him score now

[Ayatollah Hermione 13762]

This is approaching Glenn Roeder levels of playing random shite out of the academy 

[trophyshy 7066]

There’s still loads of the a-team out there.  Where are they?  

[trophyshy 7066]

Just now, Isegrim said:

There should be a total ban of Gloom attending matches, starting match threads and getting involved in anything related to Newcastle.

 

He is free to post about tofu though.

Is he at this?  

[wykikitoon 19807]

Fuck me. Longy looks in agony 

[Gemmill 44107]

Absolutely pathetic that the officials all wear t-shirts with their favourite computer game on. Grow up.

[Zathras 244]

FFS

[Isegrim 9680]

Just now, trophyshy said:

Is he at this?  

No, but he thought he was capable of starting a match thread. He is the Steve Bruce of thread starters the big sausage headed cabbage.

[OTF 7214]

Not Longstaff too. FFS.

[GrahamTaylor5 854]

This is just a piss take

[wykikitoon 19807]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

There should be a total ban of Gloom attending matches, starting match threads and getting involved in anything related to Newcastle.

 

He is free to post about tofu though.

He should fuck off yo that shit blog the fucking huge vagina

[Gemmill 44107]

Longstaff looks in real bother here.

[Chaser 1199]

Wtf is happening with these injuries? Longy. 

[Tdansmith 3203]

FFS ! 

That looks bad

[Gemmill 44107]

Think it might be time to make it rain in January.

[Holden McGroin 6455]

Who the fuck do we put in now?

[aimaad22 4085]

At some point you've got to ask what we're doing here. Bad luck small squad and all but wtf are we doing wrong here with players falling all over the place? We're not the first team to play in the CL ffs

[Renton 21050]

1 minute ago, trophyshy said:

Is he at this?  

 

If he is that's a life ban. 

Ciggy down now. FFS. 

[OTF 7214]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

There’s still loads of the a-team out there.  Where are they?  

Looking for Bruno?

[Zathras 244]

Are we down an entire XI at this point, minus a 'keeper? 
Schar was jogging behind the play too, I think his hamstring is fucked and he's just toughing out this match

[Gemmill 44107]

Don't think Gloom's at the match. He'll be throwing a dinner party is my guess.

[wykikitoon 19807]

Fuck off

[Dazzler 9296]

Stick Murphy on and go three at the back is the only obvious one. Or Diallo and go 442 with Gordon central again.

[MrBass 2630]