Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

[Dazzler 9716]

When Ritchie gets minutes you know you are fucked with injuries.

[Gemmill 44805]

Pope looking quality again.

[aimaad22 4156]

Pope brilliant there again, keeping us in it. This is painful like

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Why not Tino?

He’s clearly not a right winger IMO. And this is defence first with all these injuries. Ritchie is a left footed option from set pieces too. My friend, I am grasping at straws 

[Zathras 244]

We're so lucky these guys are shit.  They'll be asking for volunteers from the crowd to play next.

[aimaad22 4156]

I'm sure we'll see Tino early in the second half. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Fucking no FK and they've moved it about 5 yds forward 

[Renton 21579]

Holy shit, just sitting down to watch this, I knew our squad was on its arse but what the absolute fuck! We've got nothing on the bench and there's an hour left. 

Got to be our weakest team in a PL fixture for years. 

 

 

 

[Dazzler 9716]

We'll be lucky to get into half time at 0-0 here. I can't see where our goal will come from, they've been better all over the pitch except in goal.

[Dazzler 9716]

Just now, Renton said:

Holy shit, just sitting down to watch this, I knew our squad was on its arse but what the absolute fuck! We've got nothing on the bench and there's an hour left. 

Got to be our weakest team in a PL fixture for years. 

 

 

 

And Ritchie is already on for Miggy

[wykikitoon 20113]

Fucking hell Trippier with a right hospital pass there. 

[aimaad22 4156]

Get Joe in the middle to boss the game a bit? Or even back on the left. Seems wasted up front 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Keep forgetting Willock is even playing

[wykikitoon 20113]

Should be 1-0

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

When Ritchie gets minutes you know you are fucked with injuries.

Every rare occassion that saw him get on the pitch for a good while felt like it would be the last time we'd see him as a player. With Murphy and Barnes out and Gordon forced to play up top he's suddenly an important player in our team again. I suppose at least you know he'll give his all out there.

[Dazzler 9716]

Should be about 4-0 if we're being honest

[OTF 7295]

6 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Pope brilliant there again, keeping us in it. This is painful like

Definitely making a case for motm at this rate.

[aimaad22 4156]

Just now, Dazzler said:

Should be about 4-0 if we're being honest

 Aye lucky they can't finish and Pope is in full flow. 

[Dazzler 9716]

Good ball in. Shame we've no strikers in our squad.

[Renton 21579]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

Every rare occassion that saw him get on the pitch for a good while felt like it would be the last time we'd see him as a player. With Murphy and Barnes out and Gordon forced to play up top he's suddenly an important player in our team again. I suppose at least you know he'll give his all out there.

Always liked Ritchie, he'll be giving even more against his old club. 

[aimaad22 4156]

Thank goodness this Semenyo lad is shite 

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

Always liked Ritchie, he'll be giving even more against his old club. 

He's a good honest player.

 

Until he's on a yellow.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Mind, if we were Bournemouth in this situation, the opponents would win 1-0. Let’s see if we have the minerals to force that into existence 

[aimaad22 4156]

Just get to half time and then hope for a miraculous change in performance second half

[Dazzler 9716]

Just now, OTF said:

He's a good honest player.

 

Until he's on a yellow.

Or if you're a corner flag or the back of mitros heed.