Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

[aimaad22 5007]

I'm sure we'll see Tino early in the second half. 

[wykikitoon 23745]

Fucking no FK and they've moved it about 5 yds forward 

[Renton 24480]

Holy shit, just sitting down to watch this, I knew our squad was on its arse but what the absolute fuck! We've got nothing on the bench and there's an hour left. 

Got to be our weakest team in a PL fixture for years. 

 

 

 

[Dazzler 12614]

We'll be lucky to get into half time at 0-0 here. I can't see where our goal will come from, they've been better all over the pitch except in goal.

[Dazzler 12614]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:04, Renton said:

Holy shit, just sitting down to watch this, I knew our squad was on its arse but what the absolute fuck! We've got nothing on the bench and there's an hour left. 

Got to be our weakest team in a PL fixture for years. 

 

 

 

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And Ritchie is already on for Miggy

[wykikitoon 23745]

Fucking hell Trippier with a right hospital pass there. 

[aimaad22 5007]

Get Joe in the middle to boss the game a bit? Or even back on the left. Seems wasted up front 

[wykikitoon 23745]

Keep forgetting Willock is even playing

[wykikitoon 23745]

Should be 1-0

[OTF 8664]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:01, Dazzler said:

When Ritchie gets minutes you know you are fucked with injuries.

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Every rare occassion that saw him get on the pitch for a good while felt like it would be the last time we'd see him as a player. With Murphy and Barnes out and Gordon forced to play up top he's suddenly an important player in our team again. I suppose at least you know he'll give his all out there.

[Dazzler 12614]

Should be about 4-0 if we're being honest

[OTF 8664]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:02, aimaad22 said:

Pope brilliant there again, keeping us in it. This is painful like

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Definitely making a case for motm at this rate.

[aimaad22 5007]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:07, Dazzler said:

Should be about 4-0 if we're being honest

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 Aye lucky they can't finish and Pope is in full flow. 

[Dazzler 12614]

Good ball in. Shame we've no strikers in our squad.

[Renton 24480]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:07, OTF said:

Every rare occassion that saw him get on the pitch for a good while felt like it would be the last time we'd see him as a player. With Murphy and Barnes out and Gordon forced to play up top he's suddenly an important player in our team again. I suppose at least you know he'll give his all out there.

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Always liked Ritchie, he'll be giving even more against his old club. 

[aimaad22 5007]

Thank goodness this Semenyo lad is shite 

[OTF 8664]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:10, Renton said:

Always liked Ritchie, he'll be giving even more against his old club. 

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He's a good honest player.

 

Until he's on a yellow.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15096]

Mind, if we were Bournemouth in this situation, the opponents would win 1-0. Let’s see if we have the minerals to force that into existence 

[aimaad22 5007]

Just get to half time and then hope for a miraculous change in performance second half

[Dazzler 12614]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:12, OTF said:

He's a good honest player.

 

Until he's on a yellow.

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Or if you're a corner flag or the back of mitros heed.

[Holden McGroin 7978]

Struggling all over the pitch. Lewis Hall isn’t quite ready yet defensively. You can see why Eddie has been holding him  back.

[Dazzler 12614]

The way these are playing here if we had a full squad we'd be 3 up by now. They are defensively suspect, but we don't have the quality on the pitch to exploit it, it seems.

[Gemmill 52537]

Solanke looks in bother.

[Renton 24480]

Funny thing, I used to hate the international break cos there's no decent club football and fuck internationals. But now I look forward to them just so our players get a break and some injuries/suspensions back. Ridiculous. 

[Renton 24480]

  On 11/11/2023 at 18:15, Gemmill said:

Solanke looks in bother.

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Good, he's murdering us.