Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

[Dr Gloom 24041]

guess who’s back.

 

3-0 to the mighty mags. Livramento hat trick 
 

[Renton 24232]

[Monkeys Fist 45880]

  On 07/11/2023 at 20:50, Dr Gloom said:

guess who’s back.

 

3-0 to the mighty mags. Livramento hat trick 
 

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5-0.  
Wilson, Isak, with a reducer or two from Bruno. 

[wykikitoon 23464]

[Holden McGroin 7800]

Balls like peanuts to take on this game. 

[sammynb 3948]

Normally I'd say that it doesn't matter who starts the match thread because unlike you superstitious bunch of cunts, I know it's all down to Eddie and his charges.

But we're fucked now, aren't we?

 

[Dr Gloom 24041]

  On 07/11/2023 at 21:27, Holden McGroin said:

Balls like peanuts to take on this game. 

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without Bruno? Potentially a banana skin.

 

luckily someone has got the minerals to steer us back to victory 

 

[Dr Gloom 24041]

  On 07/11/2023 at 21:48, sammynb said:

Normally I'd say that it doesn't matter who starts the match thread because unlike you superstitious bunch of cunts, I know it's all down to Eddie and his charges.

But we're fucked now, aren't we?

 

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[GrahamTaylor5 1190]

  On 07/11/2023 at 21:52, Dr Gloom said:

without Bruno? Potentially a banana skin.

 

luckily someone has got the minerals to steer us back to victory 

 

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Have we won a game without Bruno in the line up since we have signed him? Not sure of that statistic has happened yet.

[Dazzler 12351]

 

5-0 to the toon. Jackie Millburn with all three.

[ohhh_yeah 3072]

  On 07/11/2023 at 21:48, sammynb said:

Normally I'd say that it doesn't matter who starts the match thread because unlike you superstitious bunch of cunts, I know it's all down to Eddie and his charges.

But we're fucked now, aren't we?

 

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[RobinRobin 12741]

[Ayatollah Hermione 14877]

Time to get another manager sacked

[ewerk 33726]

I'm afraid my statistical analysis points towards a defeat.

 

 

[trophyshy 7507]

[Gemmill 51620]

Genuinely irresponsible to start the thread with a record like that. I can only assume you're still adding up all of my victories before we see the chart.

[ewerk 33726]

I'm confidently assuming that you've got your own record printed an displayed in your downstairs bog.

[Gemmill 51620]

Nah I just know it's something like:

 

Wins: LOTS

Losses: MINIMAL

 

The 6 in a row last season was a particular highlight.

[Dr Gloom 24041]

  On 08/11/2023 at 08:45, ewerk said:

I'm afraid my statistical analysis points towards a defeat.

 

 

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Fuck me, we are in trouble.

Caveat: I think quite a few of those are from the Bruce days. 
 

I knew my recent run was patchy but I’m sure I guided us on an undefeated run when Howe kept us up in his first season.

 

I’m hoping to channel some of that positive energy, so you know where you can shove your pie chart, don’t you. 

[wykikitoon 23464]

  On 08/11/2023 at 08:45, ewerk said:

I'm afraid my statistical analysis points towards a defeat.

 

 

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Needs a Fish graph tbh, this is fake

[Holden McGroin 7800]

  On 08/11/2023 at 08:45, ewerk said:

I'm afraid my statistical analysis points towards a defeat.

 

 

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[trophyshy 7507]

Think we really need a post-Bruce figure.  Bacon skewed the stats for all brave enough to grasp the fat nettle back in the day.  

[Meenzer 16645]

  On 08/11/2023 at 08:53, Gemmill said:

Nah I just know it's something like:

 

Wins: LOTS

Losses: MINIMAL

 

The 6 in a row last season was a particular highlight.

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Would you go so far as to say... "6 in a row marra"?

 

[Howmanheyman 37446]

I did a match thread in the Bruce days. Away from home. We won. 

 

[RobinRobin 12741]

  On 08/11/2023 at 09:23, Howmanheyman said:

I did a match thread in the Bruce days. Away from home. We won. 

 

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Not sure who was more surprised. You or Bruce.