The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad

[Renton 21980]

We've just put Miley on. Is this child abuse? 

Edited November 7, 2023 by Renton

[Dr Gloom 22142]

3-0 flatters them over two legs. We had loads  of the ball in both games and created four very good chances against them which we should have scored. Need to score them at this level. Fine margins etc

[Dazzler 10366]

Just now, toonotl said:

Unfortunate. A moral victory for the Germans. It's been coming.

They've been waiting since 1945 to feel morally superior. Good for them. It's horse shit, but good for them all the same.

[Isegrim 9896]

We are not getting a lot from the referee.

 

We did well but would have needed a top performance from one of our top players.

[Monkeys Fist 43061]

Just now, Renton said:

We've just put Mipey on. Is this child abuse? 

Calling him Mipey is, you pwopa nonce. 

[Dazzler 10366]

Is that the 45 year old teenager Moukoko coming on for them?

[Dr Gloom 22142]

Just now, Renton said:

We've just put Mipey on. Is this child abuse? 

It’s an unbelievable experience for him. Plus the game has gone now and he’s the only one on the bench to call on.  

[Kid Dynamite 7168]

Joelinton scores his header and it's a different game. Fine margins at this level 

[Renton 21980]

Absolutely no chance of winning this cup anyway. Fair chance of winning the EL if we enter it. Got the PSG memories. We'll be back some time soon. 

[Isegrim 9896]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

Joelinton scores his header and it's a different game. Fine margins at this level 

The linesman doing his job would have helped as well.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14045]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Joelinton scores his header and it's a different game. Fine margins at this level 

Aye, he puts that in and we probably have another 5/10 minutes on top. Got to think this group is a case of “what might have been?” With regards to the injuries 

[Dr Gloom 22142]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

Absolutely no chance of winning this cup anyway. Fair chance of winning the EL if we enter it. Got the PSG memories. We'll be back some time soon. 

It’s not gone yet. Win our last two games and we’ll have a chance as we’ll have beaten psg on our head to head 

[Zathras 266]

Just now, Renton said:

Absolutely no chance of winning this cup anyway. Fair chance of winning the EL if we enter it. Got the PSG memories. We'll be back some time soon. 

Would be nice to stay into the next round, though, both for the FFP and to attract players in January.  But the threadbare bench shows where we're ahead of schedule and stretched to cover the number of matches we're facing

[Renton 21980]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Joelinton scores his header and it's a different game. Fine margins at this level 

 

Think I said on the Joelinton thread if this lad could score he'd be world class. He can't though. 

[Renton 21980]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It’s not gone yet. Win our last two games and we’ll have a chance as we’ll have beaten psg on our head to head 

 

Gonna get bummed to the afterlife in Paris I fear. 

[trophyshy 7084]

Aye. Joelinton needed to bury his chance.  You must score your big chances at this level. Especially away from home.  
 

oh well. It’s been a ride.  Let’s try and beat Liverpool once this season ffs. 

[Isegrim 9896]

3 Minutes?  

[Dr Gloom 22142]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Gonna get bummed to the afterlife in Paris I fear. 

not if they play like they did last time we met. 

[Isegrim 9896]

Meh

[Zathras 266]

LIvramento really playing well is a good sign too, given the dearth of options at fullback.  

[Monkeys Fist 43061]

As I was saying before they rudely interrupted me by scoring, I’m looking at this jaunt in the CL as great experience, for both players and coaching team. 
 

If we drop in to the UEFA, or whatever it’s called, so be it. 
 

These lads, to a man, can be proud of themselves getting us here, and their fantastic efforts in the matches. 

 

May the Sausage be with you, lads. 

[Andrew 4856]

What the fuck is up with schars knees?! 

[Dr Gloom 22142]

I feel quite hard done by over the two legs. They’re a quality side but it never felt like they controlled either game for long periods. We were in both games, just didn’t take our chances. Shame but a great experience for the lads 

[trophyshy 7084]

Tonali was bought for games like this. The fecking eedjotti.  

[toonotl 3106]

We've been unlucky across the two matches but Dortmund have quality in key positions and made it count. Seeing us play in the CL is still like a kind of out of body experience or something. Doesn't seem real. We've given a great account of ourselves in all matches so far. Happy with that.