Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

[aimaad22 4156]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

@Holden McGroin you’ve got 36 hours to think of the Arsenal thread title

 

Eddie's army of baldy shaggging full backs had better be in it

[Dazzler 9716]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Just chatting to some old yank lads in the sports bar in Atlanta who apparently were in the Amazon documentary. I tried leading a few chants of:

 

”old Trafford is falling down

ten hag is a fucking clown

glazers here for ten more years 

geordie boys are on the beers”

 

but it didn’t really capture the imagination. Perhaps I should have handed out song sheets. 

It would never work with yanks, have you heard their chants? Pure garbage. You also need to understand dry humour and Americans just don't have it in their brains.

[MrBass 2651]

On 30/10/2023 at 13:50, MrBass said:

A nice and easy 3-0 win.

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Just chatting to some old yank lads in the sports bar in Atlanta who apparently were in the Amazon documentary. I tried leading a few chants of:

 

”old Trafford is falling down

ten hag is a fucking clown

glazers here for ten more years 

geordie boys are on the beers”

 

but it didn’t really capture the imagination. Perhaps I should have handed out some Garys and hit the Decks  

D&Bed YP

[Dr Gloom 21912]

2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

It would never work with yanks, have you heard their chants? Pure garbage. You also need to understand dry humour and Americans just don't have it in their brains.

tbf, a voluptuous Arsenal fan gave me a wink and a tap on the backside for my efforts so it wasn’t all bad 

[Dazzler 9716]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

tbf, a voluptuous Arsenal fan gave me a wink and a tap on the backside for my efforts so it wasn’t all bad 

what was his name?

[Gemmill 44804]

Ten Hag "stick together, got to stick together, it's the only way". Sounded like a plea to a dressing room that he knows he's lost.

 

Watching that bit where he's sat in the stands and the fans are shouting and gesturing, I could almost feel sorry for him if he hadn't been such a cheeky prick about us.

 

Proper funereal atmosphere in the Sky studio here mind. You'd think Bobby Charlton had died again.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

what was his name?

 
 

I knew that was coming. Low hanging fruit tbh 

[Gemmill 44804]

6 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

It would never work with yanks, have you heard their chants? Pure garbage. You also need to understand dry humour and Americans just don't have it in their brains.

 

DE-FENCE

*CHA CHA CHA*

DE-FENCE

*CHA CHA CHA*

[Gemmill 44804]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 
 

I knew that was coming. Low hanging fruit tbh 

 

Happens to us all eventually. Wear briefs.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Happens to us all eventually. Wear briefs.

arse grapes 

[Meenzer 15518]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

arse grapes 

 

I saw this in the Posts feed and assumed it was a response to us getting Liverpool away or something

 

 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ten Hag "stick together, got to stick together, it's the only way". Sounded like a plea to a dressing room that he knows he's lost.

 

Watching that bit where he's sat in the stands and the fans are shouting and gesturing, I could almost feel sorry for him if he hadn't been such a cheeky prick about us.

 

Proper funereal atmosphere in the Sky studio here mind. You'd think Bobby Charlton had died again.

 

it's all unravelling.

tremendous watching it happen to such a cunt of a football club.

liverpool next please.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Are Sky so desperate for ratings that they have to drag this draw out until after 11?

[Renton 21567]

Boro at home next please. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Hotel booked  

[Renton 21567]

Just now, Christmas Tree said:

Hotel booked  

 

Did you go to the City game? 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

tbf, a voluptuous Arsenal fan gave me a wink and a tap on the backside for my efforts so it wasn’t all bad 

Many moons ago, when me and my brother used to drink in the Trent before and after games, there was a lad in our loose group of friends who was in to the “shagging cuck’s birds for them” scene. 
 

We had Arsenal at home and this cracking bit of Norf Lahndan blonde turned up, with her bloke, ready to be split in half by him after the match. 
 

Her lad was a proper Arsenal prick, so we all tagged along afterwards, took him to the Adelphi ( ), then as the night went on we headed down to Malmaison where they were staying. 
Our lad took his Mrs. upstairs, we took him in to the bar and, as it was a resident bar at that time, we absolutely shafted him for drinks. 
Got him staggering drunk, he missed out on seeing his lass get buckled, and he’ll have had a shit fit when he got his bill next morning. 
 

We beat Arsenal too 

[Gemmill 44804]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Are Sky so desperate for ratings that they have to drag this draw out until after 11?

 

Sky shouldn't be able to determine when the draw takes place, and just stick it at the end of their broadcast.

 

If this little lass draws us away at Anfield, I'm Team Keegan. She'll have brought it on herself.

[trophyshy 7083]

Is Europeanally a word?  

[Dr Gloom 21912]

I wonder if a former Sunderland player will fiddle with our ball again

Edited November 1, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[Renton 21567]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Happens to us all eventually. Wear briefs.

 

Why I don't have baths nowadays. Watching them Bob up like ping pong balls is distressing. 

[Renton 21567]

Lucky KK 7 🙏

[ewerk 30544]

Fucking hell, away to Chelsea.

[Gemmill 44804]

Chelsea away. We'll knack them.