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[The Fish 10849]

Manchester United vs Newcastle United Full Match Replay - League Cup 2023/2024 (footyfull.com)

 

enjoy

[wykikitoon 20113]

[The Fish 10849]

Was dropping off the lad at school, so many glum looking Mancs. Only the Man City fan seemed pleased to see me.  

 

They've got a team of players, some of them are good but too many are poor and not one of them is taking responsibility on the pitch.

They've got a manager who doesn't appear to have a definitive style or system, and who has clearly lost the trust of the players.

They've owners who don't know enough about football to make good decisions, and too much arrogance to install a DoF to run arguably the worlds biggest football club. 

 

and that's just 

[Gemmill 44805]

 

Dave turning up at school today.

[Meenzer 15518]

That's every day, tbf

[ewerk 30558]

Aye, of course the result last night is the reason no one wants to talk to you...

[thebrokendoll 9188]

15 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Was dropping off the lad at school, so many glum looking Mancs. Only the Man City fan seemed pleased to see me.  

 

They've got a team of players, some of them are good but too many are poor and not one of them is taking responsibility on the pitch.

They've got a manager who doesn't appear to have a definitive style or system, and who has clearly lost the trust of the players.

They've owners who don't know enough about football to make good decisions, and too much arrogance to install a DoF to run arguably the worlds biggest football club. 

 

and that's just 

 

his post match interview last night was embarrassing, full of tired cliches.

he is the dutch steve bruce.

[Dazzler 9716]

5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

his post match interview last night was embarrassing, full of tired cliches.

he is the dutch steve bruce.

 

[The Fish 10849]

25 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Aye, of course the result last night is the reason no one wants to talk to you...

You're right, to be fair. People do get shy around their heroes. 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

 

 

 

 

My personal favourite was when the angry guy with the beard started smashing up his room.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

My personal favourite was when the angry guy with the beard started smashing up his room.

 

i liked that bit as well, mind you... the japanese chap wasn't very happy either! 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

The angry Japanese bloke  

[Gemmill 44805]

Pretty sure he's Korean, you disgusting racists.

[trophyshy 7083]

Lovely to hear all those different angry accents.

[Alex 35062]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Pretty sure he's Korean, you disgusting racists.

Bratant

[PaddockLad 17242]

Teams the last time we beat these at OT… I thought a young Paul Dummett may have featured but it looks like he was out on loan at St Mirren at the time. First post Fergie season, Van Persie huffed and puffed, Zaha came on and Januzaj  was supposed to be the second coming of Maradonna

 

 

 

Edited November 2, 2023 by PaddockLad

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

The angry Japanese bloke  

 

Where are his hands? 

[Chaser 1207]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Teams the last time we beat these at OT… I thought a young Paul Dummett may have featured but it looks like he was out on loan at St Mirren at the time. First post Fergie season, Van Persie huffed and puffed, Zaha came on and Januzaj  was supposed to be the second coming of Maradonna

 

 

 

On paper that NUFC side should probably beat that side we put out last night. It was fairly solid in defence as I remember (settling down after we were comically known for our leaky back line) tenacity in midfield from Tiote and Cabaye. Remy was a decent goal machine although Ben Arfa was either just coming back from injury, rest of being lazy as I didn't rate Gouffran at all. Cisse obviously off the boil at that point after his 1st year with us. 

[PaddockLad 17242]

3 minutes ago, Chaser said:

On paper that NUFC side should probably beat that side we put out last night. It was fairly solid in defence as I remember (settling down after we were comically known for our leaky back line) tenacity in midfield from Tiote and Cabaye. Remy was a decent goal machine although Ben Arfa was either just coming back from injury, rest of being lazy as I didn't rate Gouffran at all. Cisse obviously off the boil at that point after his 1st year with us. 

Yeah that is just about as good as the Ashley era got team wise.  Great day, drank my own body weight in about 90 mins in a Wetherspoons post game before I got on the train home, there were loads of Chelsea on it who were being all pally with us because we’d beaten Man Utd, then some Norwich lads got on at Stoke and we left them to it…. I think some from both sides were removed by the constables at Birmingham New Street 👮‍♀️
 

 

[NJS 4377]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

 

 

 

"they counter-attacked the fuck out of us" was my favourite. 

[NJS 4377]

Also I don't know if anyone mentioned it but I enjoyed seeing Andy Cole being a pundit - he talked a lot of sense. 

 

I know he upset a lot of people with the cup final thing but he's still an absolute hero of mine - he epitomised the sheer joy of that KK  team. 

[Gemmill 44805]

Aye I thought he was pretty good. Slight mishap when he couldn't decide if the cup draw ball was a 6 or a 9, but otherwise couldn't fault him.

[Alex 35062]

10 minutes ago, NJS said:

"they counter-attacked the fuck out of us" was my favourite. 

I liked the bit for the first goal, when it went to the bloke with the slicked back long hair. Someone in the live comments on the right-hand side had typed ‘Lemmy sideburns’. 

[PaddockLad 17242]

Thought Coley looked well too, did he have a kidney/liver transplant or did I just imagine that? 🤔

 

You can imagine him being tricky to handle as a player because he obviously says what he thinks and doesn’t give a fuck who it upsets, but that makes him a decent pundit too