Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

[toonotl 2838]

"You've seen United now fuck off home."

[wykikitoon 19324]

1 minute ago, strawb said:

Big Joe has been a man mountain here, won every header at defensive corners and broke the play up like a man possessed. Motm already 

One of his best games for us. He's been superb.

[Renton 20430]

1 minute ago, aimaad22 said:

0-3 up at Old Trafford with the reserves. Drink it in  

 

I wasn't that arsed about this game, assumed we'd lose with that line up. But I'm loving this.

[Monkeys Fist 41330]

Is 5-0 our pb against these cunts? 
 

Let’s go for 6. 

[aimaad22 3978]

What a player Livramento looks like. Proper defender too. 

[Monkeys Fist 41330]

1 minute ago, aimaad22 said:

What a player Livramento looks like. Proper defender too. 

Great singer too. 

[Gemmill 42675]

Mount.

 

Cost more than Madison.

[Gemmill 42675]

I'm desperate for this back 4 to hold on with the clean sheet at OT.

[Monkeys Fist 41330]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Is 5-0 our pb against these cunts? 
 

Let’s go for 6. 

Apparently we beat them 7-1 in 1927. 
 

6-0 would do me, mind. 

[GrahamTaylor5 817]

I would have been so annoyed if I had rocked up tonight and saw the starting line up. Shows what I know haha.

[Chaser 1185]

Eddie giving the old boys a warm up before Arsenal. Making them taste that sweet fucking victory. 

[Monkeys Fist 41330]

Ffs! 
 

 

so close. 
 

 

 

[aimaad22 3978]

Ooof unlucky Longy there

[Gemmill 42675]

Almost a Neville goalgasm there.

 

[GrahamTaylor5 817]

What the hell are they on about on Sky? "Luxury of subs!" Did they seem our starting line up. Did they see theirs? Did they see their bench? Did they see who they brought on? It is just ridiculous comments.

[Zathras 243]

OMG that was a hit from Longstaff.  So unlucky!

[aimaad22 3978]

Bruno taking the piss 

[Monkeys Fist 41330]

Just in case we’ve got any Reds lurking, the M25 clockwise has delays from Potters Bar, so you’d best fuck off out of it now. 

[GrahamTaylor5 817]

I didn't think we would be bringing on Burn and Trippier when I saw the number of full backs in the starting line up. Howe is a genius.

[Gemmill 42675]

All these empty seats are gonna ruin the full time boos.

[Gemmill 42675]

A year ago this bloke was the Dutch genius that was returning Man United to the big time. All these red pundits were convinced.

 

After his cheeky cunt comments about us, it would be fitting if we put him out of a job tonight.

[Monkeys Fist 41330]

Eddie putting out the second string to “honourably” exit the competition and preserve players. 
 

 

 

The “second string”

 

[trophyshy 7059]

Thank fuck that Stoptober shite is done with.
I mean, I drank every day last month but still, thank fuck.  

[aimaad22 3978]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

A year ago this bloke was the Dutch genius that was returning Man United to the big time. All these red pundits were convinced.

 

After his cheeky cunt comments about us, it would be fitting if we put him out of a job tonight.

 

They'll hardly have a compliment for Howe either, who's had his second string outplay them at Old Trafford. It'll just be more of "Newcastle outfought them, had more energy etc etc"

[ewerk 29492]

99% of the home fans must have an early start in the morning. They’ve all disappeared.