Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

[toonotl 2979]

"You've seen United now fuck off home."

[wykikitoon 20146]

1 minute ago, strawb said:

Big Joe has been a man mountain here, won every header at defensive corners and broke the play up like a man possessed. Motm already 

One of his best games for us. He's been superb.

[Renton 21626]

1 minute ago, aimaad22 said:

0-3 up at Old Trafford with the reserves. Drink it in  

 

I wasn't that arsed about this game, assumed we'd lose with that line up. But I'm loving this.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Is 5-0 our pb against these cunts? 
 

Let’s go for 6. 

[aimaad22 4156]

What a player Livramento looks like. Proper defender too. 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

1 minute ago, aimaad22 said:

What a player Livramento looks like. Proper defender too. 

Great singer too. 

[Gemmill 44881]

Mount.

 

Cost more than Madison.

[Gemmill 44881]

I'm desperate for this back 4 to hold on with the clean sheet at OT.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Is 5-0 our pb against these cunts? 
 

Let’s go for 6. 

Apparently we beat them 7-1 in 1927. 
 

6-0 would do me, mind. 

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

I would have been so annoyed if I had rocked up tonight and saw the starting line up. Shows what I know haha.

[Chaser 1207]

Eddie giving the old boys a warm up before Arsenal. Making them taste that sweet fucking victory. 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Ffs! 
 

 

so close. 
 

 

 

[aimaad22 4156]

Ooof unlucky Longy there

[Gemmill 44881]

Almost a Neville goalgasm there.

 

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

What the hell are they on about on Sky? "Luxury of subs!" Did they seem our starting line up. Did they see theirs? Did they see their bench? Did they see who they brought on? It is just ridiculous comments.

[Zathras 244]

OMG that was a hit from Longstaff.  So unlucky!

[aimaad22 4156]

Bruno taking the piss 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Just in case we’ve got any Reds lurking, the M25 clockwise has delays from Potters Bar, so you’d best fuck off out of it now. 

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

I didn't think we would be bringing on Burn and Trippier when I saw the number of full backs in the starting line up. Howe is a genius.

[Gemmill 44881]

All these empty seats are gonna ruin the full time boos.

[Gemmill 44881]

A year ago this bloke was the Dutch genius that was returning Man United to the big time. All these red pundits were convinced.

 

After his cheeky cunt comments about us, it would be fitting if we put him out of a job tonight.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Eddie putting out the second string to “honourably” exit the competition and preserve players. 
 

 

 

The “second string”

 

[trophyshy 7083]

Thank fuck that Stoptober shite is done with.
I mean, I drank every day last month but still, thank fuck.  

[aimaad22 4156]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

A year ago this bloke was the Dutch genius that was returning Man United to the big time. All these red pundits were convinced.

 

After his cheeky cunt comments about us, it would be fitting if we put him out of a job tonight.

 

They'll hardly have a compliment for Howe either, who's had his second string outplay them at Old Trafford. It'll just be more of "Newcastle outfought them, had more energy etc etc"

[ewerk 30611]

99% of the home fans must have an early start in the morning. They’ve all disappeared.