Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

[Dazzler 9749]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

He’s a sports journalism student. It’s a prerequisite for getting on the course as far as I can make out 🤷🏻‍♂️

As is a phobia of proof reading and spell checkers, at least in North East sports journalism.

[ewerk 30609]

11 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

So they don't spent. It's Glazers fault. 

They spend its Glazers fault. 

 

Wtf

 

Neville is right to call out their awful recruitment. That midfield on Sunday was incredibly weak.

 

Also Gary Neville:

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6583]

They are starting to turn on Ten Nonce.

No matter what’s going on above he is massively underachieving. His signings have been poor and they don’t have any identity in their method or have any pre-defined passages of play. 
 

Saying that, they always seem to find a way to nick a result and are only 2 points behind us in the league! Mental. 

Edited October 31, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Alex 35079]

11 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

So Neville is okay with having a kid in charge at Old Trafford, as long as the owners give him less to spend than they have. Makes sense  

 Aye. The only way the analogy actually works is if the manager is indulged but doesn’t know what he is doing. 

[wykikitoon 20136]

According to Liniker in the latest Rest is Football podcast Luke Shaw would get in the City Squad.

 

Really Gary?  Fucking REALLY?

 

[Holden McGroin 6583]

32 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

According to Liniker in the latest Rest is Football podcast Luke Shaw would get in the City Squad.

 

Really Gary?  Fucking REALLY?

 

 

They do need someone to keep Kalvin Phillips company on the bench.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1257]

 Ten Hag: "We will never play the football we played at Ajax here"

 

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I thought thats what they brought you in for? ?? Dead man walking 

 

 

4- 0 

Edited October 31, 2023 by LongTimeAdmirer

[wykikitoon 20136]

Nee news really on the injured

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Would love to see us throw the best starting 11 at this given it’s our best chance of winning something. 
 

Don’t think we will and will end up out.  

 

[Holden McGroin 6583]

23 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Would love to see us throw the best starting 11 at this given it’s our best chance of winning something. 
 

Don’t think we will and will end up out.  

 

[Monkeys Fist 42436]

Definitely a career for the Boldon Bunter on specialist German sites. 

[PaddockLad 17257]

Just been sent this by the TA Advance Guard…. Man Utd mobbing up already this afternoon

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42436]

53 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Just been sent this by the TA Advance Guard…. Man Utd mobbing up already this afternoon

 

 

The streets of Slough have never looked so mean. 

[PaddockLad 17257]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

The streets of Slough have never looked so mean. 

 Met some cunt on a job this morning from another company. Nice bloke, then my mate said “ooh who are you lot playing tonight??” I told him and this lad said in his best Home Counties accent “OH IM A SEASON TICKET HOLDER AT OLD TRAFFORD!!”… so I told him it’s about fuckin time he left for Mancyland seeing as there’s a game tonight… he mumbled something about not being able to get to all the games he’d like to blah blah blah…. 🤪

 

[Monkeys Fist 42436]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Just been sent this by the TA Advance Guard…. Man Utd mobbing up already this afternoon

 

 

Looking at this again, the gap between Big Lad and his disturbed-looking mates can only be one thing. 
 

He’s just eaten one of them. 

[The Fish 10857]

They are not confident

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[aimaad22 4156]

Oof  Do they know the state of our squad?

 

Real shame that like, would have been lovely to see us boss the game at Old Trafford with a stronger team. 

 

Will be very interesting to see what team Eddie picks of course. I'm guessing other than Lascelles we start a completely different defence. Bruno and Wilson on the bench. 

[The Fish 10857]

11 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Oof  Do they know the state of our squad?

 

Real shame that like, would have been lovely to see us boss the game at Old Trafford with a stronger team. 

 

Will be very interesting to see what team Eddie picks of course. I'm guessing other than Lascelles we start a completely different defence. Bruno and Wilson on the bench. 

Yeah I can see Livramento in from the start, maybe Dummett and Targett or Hall? But we can't really rotate that much. Might even see Gordon up front with Willock or Joelinton out wide? But it almost has to be Bruno, Longstaff + A.N.Other in the middle, right?

[aimaad22 4156]

I'd hazard:

 

 

Gordon

 

Hall-Willock-Joe-Longstaff-Miggy

 

Targett-Dummett-Lascelles-Tino

[The Fish 10857]

Just now, aimaad22 said:

I'd hazard:

 

 

Gordon

 

Hall-Willock-Joe-Longstaff-Miggy

 

Targett-Dummett-Lascelles-Tino

 

Swap Willock and Hall, Joe and Longstaff and we're aligned.

 

[aimaad22 4156]

Mind you Gordon looked a bit tired to me at Wolves, he's been running his arse off. 

 

Burno/Wilson to come on around 60ish perhaps? Ritchie for a bit of shithousery if situation allows it. 

[Howmanheyman 33192]

With the injuries, suspensions and schedule I don't really fancy us tbh. However, I will say it's no extra time and I'm at work so..... 

[wykikitoon 20136]

If Dummett starts at Cb that worries me. But then again I said that v city 

[Dr Gloom 21921]

We’re beating these cunts: 3-1

 

Ritchie, Hall and a Dummet thundercunt

[Gemmill 44872]

Must admit, I think for the second season in a row these cunts have landed a good time to play us in this competition.