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[PaddockLad 19013]

The greatest example of German popular music iyam

[Renton 23683]

16 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 

The display tonight looks like it will be class with the Blue Star on the Gallowgate.

 

[OTF 8418]

23 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

1 demerit point against you old son. Falcao  is Austrian

1. Meenzer requested it.

2. He's singing in German, so it's a German banger

3. 

[PaddockLad 19013]

2 minutes ago, OTF said:

1. Meenzer requested it.

2. He's singing in German, so it's a German banger

3. 

Oh it’s Meenzer’s fault now is it?

 

[Sonatine 11921]

 

Germanish, sort of, maybe....

[OTF 8418]

4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Oh it’s Meenzer’s fault now is it?

 

 

Hold on, no one is calling anyone a Fagioli here!

[Monkeys Fist 45151]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

I once went into the bogs at work and it was up the fucking wall.  They had to close the toilets off and get a cleaner in.  The cleaner looked like something out of Breaking Bad when suited up  

 

BTW It wasn't me, the person must have exploded it was that bad

 

We “believe” you mate. 

[Monkeys Fist 45151]

 

Don’t get much more German than owld Minge-pits here. 

[Renton 23683]

58 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

When I worked at Northern Rock, there was some absolute fruitloop did some impromptu grouting with their shit. Clearly someone not right in the head, but I would spend my days walking around the corridors and picking out candidates.

 

On another occasion there was absolute scandal in my department cos a lass came back onto the floor saying that someone had dropped a log on the floor in front of the toilet in the lass's bogs. Rank.

 

Not as gross but at my old work some arse was habitually and purposefully blocking the toilet with paper towels. Each time it happened we had to call estates to get it cleared. This was a major issue cos there was only one toilet for that block. Anyway, I decided to have a stakeout and checked the toilet before and after wvery person. Took a while but ventually caught the filfthy medical records cunt responsible and reported him. Never saw him again so I assume he was sacked. Fucking weirdo. 

[OTF 8418]

40 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

1 demerit point against you old son. Falcao  is Austrian

 

Also, Falcao is (was) Brazilian. Falco is (was) Austrian.

[ewerk 33226]

Tonali available for selection tonight.

[Monkeys Fist 45151]

Also, you’ve all heard the tale of me dropping a brown bomber off a cliff by now, so I’ll just refer to it as No.2 Tale no.1.
 

[Gemmill 49974]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Not as gross but at my old work some arse was habitually and purposefully blocking the toilet with paper towels. Each time it happened we had to call estates to get it cleared. This was a major issue cos there was only one toilet for that block. Anyway, I decided to have a stakeout and checked the toilet before and after wvery person. Took a while but ventually caught the filfthy medical records cunt responsible and reported him. Never saw him again so I assume he was sacked. Fucking weirdo. 

 

 

 

"Guys! I'm working a stakeout over 'ere!"

 

[Monkeys Fist 45151]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Tonali available for selection tonight.

That’s cost me a £10. 
 

Bastard. 

[Toonpack 11370]

Much more like it:

 

 

[PaddockLad 19013]

9 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Also, Falcao is (was) Brazilian. Falco is (was) Austrian.

Deuce. New balls please  

[AgentAxeman 245]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Much more like it:

 

 

I'd have gone for Links 2 3 4 but still acceptable. 

[OTF 8418]

 

[PaddockLad 19013]

 

[Meenzer 16446]

 

[Dazzler 11820]

I'd really appreciate it if people would stop interrupting our tales of faecal abnormalities with German music. It's hard to keep up with the important conversations about shite.

[sammynb 3923]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

The greatest example of German popular music iyam

 

Fucking love that song, Big Black's version is also great.

But can you cunts stop now otherwise I'll have nothing special for the return leg!

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269]

37 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Also, you’ve all heard the tale of me dropping a brown bomber off a cliff by now, so I’ll just refer to it as No.2 Tale no.1.
 

I once broke a train with a Richard.

[Dazzler 11820]

3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I once broke a train with a Richard. What happened next will shock you.....

I think this needs more depth...You can't just throw something like that out there without going into detail; it's just pure click bait otherwise.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36607]

42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Don’t get much more German than owld Minge-pits here. 

 

Vood.

 

Just had a disagreement with the missus which has resulted in huffiness. Trouble is I'm now trying not to laugh or smile at this thread as my wife has a vagina so will get even huffier if she thinks I'm already over the disagreement.