Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht

[Holden McGroin 6581]

I’d have threw my hot chocolate at the screen if that was given against us.

[Dazzler 9716]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Miggy off for Murphy would be the first move. Give Tripper some help.

Aye, I think Murphy on is a good shout tbf

[strawb 4247]

5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

We just use human focus mate, much cheaper and the animations are much funnier than a QHSE teacher talking about it.

Don’t get my winning personality then though

[Dazzler 9716]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

I’d have threw my hot chocolate at the screen if that was given against us.

[strawb 4247]

5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Next time you need a principle designer for the nonsense you have “engineered” come speak to a grown up

[Holden McGroin 6581]

I think Miggy has been told to invert a bit more than normal today. Must be part of the game plan but they are taking advantage of that quite cleverly .

Edited October 25, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Yeah, Big Joe looks rusty. And Long looks a yard short tonight.

 

They are deadly on the break and bar better finishing could be further ahead.  They are a very good team. Technically much better than us. I'd be tempted to through Tonali on . Is Anderson injured or did he not make the match day squad?

 

We're missing having a shielding DMF, all of their best chances including their goal have been to players dropping back into the centre with Joe, Bruno and Longstaff always on the wrong side of the player. One of them always needs to be in the deeper position to counter that, it's like they forgot that they can score too. There has to be some balance to our shape.

 

In attack we've lacked their first time shots, it's a weakness some of our players have; Joelinton, Longstaff come to mind, where they always want a touch before shooting. Their goal came from their player hitting quite a difficult shot with the pass moving at pace; the momentum on the ball from the pass took it away from Pope.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

We just haven’t turned up with our A game and they look deadly in our third. Be tempted to have Willock and Murphy on sharpish.

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

 I’d just like to take the opportunity of the half-time break to say that if we do lose tonight, can we all remember to give @Dr Gloom absolute fucking pelters and banish him from attendance, as it will obviously be all his fault, the shandy drinking la la. 

[Gemmill 44805]

The verdict is in lads. They haven't even looked at the penalty incident at half time cos it blatantly wasn't one. Apologies via PM please, don't clutter the thread with them.

[wykikitoon 20113]

2 minutes ago, strawb said:

Next time you need a principle designer for the nonsense you have “engineered” come speak to a grown up

 

Is that when you've valued engineerd the arse end out of it and built some utter wank on site and asked us to justify it?

[sammynb 3355]

PSG 1-0 up against Meelan, even Celtic beating Athelic, anything can happen.

[Dazzler 9716]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 I’d just like to take the opportunity of the half-time break to say that if we do lose tonight, can we all remember to give @Dr Gloom absolute fucking pelters and banish him from attendance, as it will obviously be all his fault, the shandy drinking la la. 

He's not there mate, he asked for a white wine spritzer in Shearer's before the game and he's been locked in a wheelie bin ever since.

[strawb 4247]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

 

Is that when you've valued engineerd the arse end out of it and built some utter wank on site and asked us to justify it?

Nah, it’s where we stop a building from killing the poor cunt trying to change a lightbulb 

[wykikitoon 20113]

I am happy with that first half on a whole.  We haven't shit our pants and just sat back.  We have had a go.  These are seasoned ECL and like someone said.  We are not going to blow every team away.  We are still very much in this.  But IMO Miggy need to help Trippier out more or he gets hooked. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Is it wise to bring Willock on in these conditions unless needed? 

[spongebob toonpants 3994]

We are playing with the tide in the second half, going to make all the difference

[Dazzler 9716]

Imagine taking a fucking drum through customs man. Different breed ze Germans.

[Dazzler 9716]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Is it wise to bring Willock on in these conditions unless needed? 

Depends if he's fully over his injuries really. But I'd prefer to leave him on the bench until a drier game.

[Holden McGroin 6581]

We definitely need to change something.  Big Joe should be first to get hooked. He is having a stinker 

[aimaad22 4156]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

We definitely need to change something.  Big Joe should be first to get hooked. He is having a stinker 

 Yup. Get Anderson/Tonali and Murphy on. Hope Howe won't will till the 75th minute. 

[toonotl 2977]

Joelinton looking leggy. Two games in a week after being out injured for awhile is probably a bit much for him. Need to switch things up here to get some fresh legs on the pitch.

[Isegrim 9761]

Take Pinky off and bring some brain on.

[toonotl 2977]

This ref is a cunt. He's giving them so many 50/50 decisions.

[wykikitoon 20113]

Great pass by Schar to Miggy.

Wilson done zilch since coming on.