Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht

[OTF 8642]

We've definitely not had a home town ref here. 

[strawb 4731]

Game is passing big joe by like, Wilson offers nowt in the build up play either

[Isegrim 10716]

We need something to happen to get the crowd going

[OTF 8642]

  On 25/10/2023 at 20:14, wykikitoon said:

Great pass by Schar to Miggy.

Wilson done zilch since coming on.

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Done zilch but short of a couple of passes that he miscontroller first half he's had zilch supply too.

 

Here's something though, the crowd needs something to feed off.

[toonotl 3586]

Oh god. Wilson. FFS.

[Gemmill 52314]

Bastards, so close!

[Dazzler 12612]

  On 25/10/2023 at 20:15, strawb said:

Game is passing big joe by like, Wilson offers nowt in the build up play either

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Wilson has two attributes

 

1. Unstoppable sex appeal.

2. Goals.

 

We've starved him of service, and the rain is playing havoc with the Dortmund defenders contact lenses.

[aimaad22 5004]

Ffs Wilson that was a sitter 

[sammynb 3959]

Should be 1 all

[wykikitoon 23715]

Fuck me Wilson. That should be in.

[OTF 8642]

Malen must really stink or something, none of our players want to go near him.

[wykikitoon 23715]

Pob needs hooking now

 

[Gemmill 52314]

Good save by the keeper tbf. He did well to get the ball out in front of him cos the pass wasn't great.

[aimaad22 5004]

What a challenge again from Schar it was to set up that chance. 

[Monkeys Fist 46339]

  On 25/10/2023 at 20:18, OTF said:

Malen must really stink or something, none of our players want to go near him.

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Sausage breath. 

[wykikitoon 23715]

That's got into Willys head

[OTF 8642]

How good was that tackle from Schär by the way. Fucking class. Paul Dummett will have rolled a tear watching that.

[Gemmill 52314]

Schar is a very sexy man.

[OTF 8642]

Schär again, fucking legend.

[sammynb 3959]

Tonali's not going to play for a year, may as well use him now and make him run his bollocks off.

[toonotl 3586]

We're not playing well and we're still getting chances. A few well-timed finishes and we'll be there at the end to come over the top of them. My favourite type of ending.

[ewerk 34141]

Where are the changes?!?!

[aimaad22 5004]

  On 25/10/2023 at 20:22, sammynb said:

Tonali's not going to play for a year, may as well use him now and make him run his bollocks off.

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 Yeah not sure what Joe is offering at his minute. Looks like Eddie will stick to his 75th minute thing though 

[wykikitoon 23715]

  On 25/10/2023 at 20:22, ewerk said:

Where are the changes?!?!

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Only criticism I have of Howe.  His changes are too late sometimes.

[Dazzler 12612]

Adeyemi is just the flash with bigger hair. Lascelles will be getting a canny test now.