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[wykikitoon 20112]

I once went into the bogs at work and it was up the fucking wall.  They had to close the toilets off and get a cleaner in.  The cleaner looked like something out of Breaking Bad when suited up  

 

BTW It wasn't me, the person must have exploded it was that bad

[Holden McGroin 6581]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

I once went into the bogs at work and it was up the fucking wall.  They had to close the toilets off and get a cleaner in.  The cleaner looked like something out of Breaking Bad when suited up  

 

BTW It wasn't me, the person must have exploded it was that bad

 

[sammynb 3355]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

How about some early morning Rhineland (soft) ROCK??!  
 

 

 

(stand by for more Bosch bangers throughout the day pop pickers  ) 

 

If we're going 80s German bangers!

 

 

Edited October 25, 2023 by sammynb

[Dr Gloom 21912]

19 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I've got IBS so I know the pain.

 

Someone at work sprayed the entire rim the other day  (didn't clean it the dirty cunts). Even the front was pebble dashed, no idea how. It defied the laws of known physics. They literally shat in front of them. A true medical marvel.

Your colleague is a filthy stander. 100%

[sammynb 3355]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Your colleague is a filthy stander. 100%

 

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Your colleague is a filthy stander. 100%

 

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Your colleague is a filthy stander. 100%

 

We get the point Gloomy.

[PaddockLad 17239]

13 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

If we're going 80s German bangers!

 

 

Produced by Trevor Horn. I’d recommend his book, he basically invented 80s pop… the first use of a fairlight sequencer/sampler was on a record he produced. For 10 points can you name it? 🤔

[MrBass 2651]

24 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I once went into the bogs at work and it was up the fucking wall.  They had to close the toilets off and get a cleaner in.  The cleaner looked like something out of Breaking Bad when suited up  

 

BTW It wasn't me, the person must have exploded it was that bad

[MrBass 2651]

2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

It’s lovely when it’s a damp wet morning and you have a match to look forward too.

 

 

PP’YP

[Dazzler 9715]

28 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I once went into the bogs at work and it was up the fucking wall.  They had to close the toilets off and get a cleaner in.  The cleaner looked like something out of Breaking Bad when suited up  

 

BTW It wasn't me, the person must have exploded it was that bad

Probably found hanging on the back of the door, a mere costume of a man remained.

[Meenzer 15518]

20 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

If we're going 80s German bangers!

 

 

Keep 'em coming!

 

 

[Dazzler 9715]

15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Your colleague is a filthy stander. 100%

Filthy stander with an arse that leaks radiator water.

[trophyshy 7083]

from .com

 

"A message from Wor Flags:

Every single seat has been covered in St James' with either a piece of card or a foil flag, set to portray a fantastic image as we are once again beamed around the world.

If you have a piece of card on your seat, please hold it up (with the clear side facing the pitch) as the players come out of the tunnel and keep it raised for the Champions League anthem. If you have a foil flag, please also keep it waving throughout.

Some seats will have some of the normal black and white wavers in them, please DO NOT use these until after the main display is finished. Each seat is key to making St James' Park look spectacular with the item you've been provided with.

A huge amount of work has gone into this fully fan funded display over the last few days, and now it's up to everyone inside the ground to make that work pay off. Thank you to every single one of you!

Just like PSG, get there early, make it loud as we hopefully roar the lads on to another victory."

[OTF 7295]

7 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Keep 'em komming!

 

 

 

[Dazzler 9715]

34 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I once went into the bogs at work and it was up the fucking wall.  They had to close the toilets off and get a cleaner in.  The cleaner looked like something out of Breaking Bad when suited up  

 

BTW It wasn't me, the person must have exploded it was that bad

Best one I saw was (I kid not with this one) a solid lump that was touching the bog seat and bent round the u bend. It was majestic, it gathered a crowd of revellers with cameras. To this day I have no clue who did it but I imagine it went down like this....

[Gemmill 44804]

When I worked at Northern Rock, there was some absolute fruitloop did some impromptu grouting with their shit. Clearly someone not right in the head, but I would spend my days walking around the corridors and picking out candidates.

 

On another occasion there was absolute scandal in my department cos a lass came back onto the floor saying that someone had dropped a log on the floor in front of the toilet in the lass's bogs. Rank.

[Dazzler 9715]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

When I worked at Northern Rock, there was some absolute fruitloop did some impromptu grouting with their shit. Clearly someone not right in the head, but I would spend my days walking around the corridors and picking out candidates.

 

On another occasion there was absolute scandal in my department cos a lass came back onto the floor saying that someone had dropped a log on the floor in front of the toilet in the lass's bogs. Rank.

Imagine being caught THAT short man. You'd have to pick it up though, proper tramps to just leave it.

[Gemmill 44804]

Aye, mingers. The thing is, most of the lasses on my floor were actually alright. Either decent looking or at least normal functioning members of society.

 

It was either some bamp from another area using the bog on our floor, or all was not as it seemed with one of the fit lasses.

[wykikitoon 20112]

 I'm fucking creased here man  

[wykikitoon 20112]

I don't know why, but stories of shitting their pants etc still makes me laugh at 40+ so childish  

[PaddockLad 17239]

19 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

 

1 demerit point against you old son. Falcao  is Austrian

[Dazzler 9715]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye, mingers. The thing is, most of the lasses on my floor were actually alright. Either decent looking or at least normal functioning members of society.

 

It was either some bamp from another area using the bog on our floor, or all was not as it seemed with one of the fit lasses.

I worked at Siemens at the cobalt a few years back and there was a disused office upstairs. The toilets weren't even plumbed in, but someone kept shitting in the toilets up there. No one knew who it was and there were no cameras on the floor because it was empty.

 

No one ever admitted to it, and it was a different bog every time. Siemens have their own social network and it would be discussed on there too, it was fucking hilarious.

[Dazzler 9715]

11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I don't know why, but stories of shitting their pants etc still makes me laugh at 40+ so childish  

My YouTube recommendations are pretty much all videos of epic farts. I'm unashamed to say I laugh, every single time.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

 

Into these

[spongebob toonpants 3993]

Well if we're going for German bangers there's still been nothing better than this

 

 

[Meenzer 15518]

11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

1 demerit point against you old son. Falcao  is Austrian

 

Same thing