Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht

[sammynb 3355]

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Deutschland > UK culture 😊

 

@Isegrim are you old enough to remember this Teutonic banger?… this was utterly amazing to my 13 year old ears 👌

 

 

 

 

Three Mackem’s walk in to a room. 
 

The kid says

Da?

 

Da?

 

Da? 

[PaddockLad 17246]

[Meenzer 15523]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Three Mackem’s walk in to a room. 
 

The kid says

Da?

 

Da?

 

Da? 

 

[Isegrim 9772]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Deutschland > UK culture 😊

 

@Isegrim are you old enough to remember this Teutonic banger?… this was utterly amazing to my 13 year old ears 👌

 

 

 

 

Aha.

[RobinRobin 11263]

9 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

[PaddockLad 17246]

8 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Aha.

[PaddockLad 17246]

How about some early morning Rhineland (soft) ROCK??!  
 

 

 

(stand by for more Bosch bangers throughout the day pop pickers  ) 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

It’s lovely when it’s a rainy dark morning and you have a match to look forward too.

 

 

[wykikitoon 20129]

38 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

It’s lovely when it’s a rainy dark morning and you have a match to look forward too.

 

 

I mean, it's better if its dry

 

The thing is, I 100% know what you mean. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

56 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

How about some early morning Rhineland (soft) ROCK??!  
 

 

 

(stand by for more Bosch bangers throughout the day pop pickers  ) 

That was on the wireless yesterday and I fucking couldn't remember who sang it  

[Dr Gloom 21915]

Woke up at. 6am like a kid on Christmas morning- too excited to go back to sleep!

[PaddockLad 17246]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Woke up at. 6am like a kid on Christmas morning- too excited to go back to sleep!

How you getting up to town?..

[Dr Gloom 21915]

9 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

How you getting up to town?..

train 

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

31 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Woke up at. 6am like a kid on Christmas morning- too excited to go back to sleep!

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

32 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

How you getting up to town?..

 

22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Sausage

Syp 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

[PaddockLad 17246]

26 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

train 

We’re flying to Edinburgh from Bournemouth (£25 return!) then getting the train down . Rumours of time for a swift half gallon in the Free Trade, Marygate, Berwick upon Tweed are said to be “wide of the mark” 😉

[TommyVercetti 42]

Another famous win is on the cards tonight. HOWAY!! 

[Holden McGroin 6582]

I’ve had explosive shits all night. My arse is like the back end of the bat mobile.  I literally can’t sit down this morning
 

I don’t think it’s nerves.

[Dr Gloom 21915]

[wykikitoon 20129]

3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I’ve had explosive shits all night. My arse is like the back end of the bat mobile.  I literally can’t sit down this morning
 

I don’t think it’s nerves.

[Dazzler 9742]

3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I’ve had explosive shits all night. My arse is like the back end of the bat mobile.  I literally can’t sit down this morning
 

I don’t think it’s nerves.

[Holden McGroin 6582]

2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

That’s the exact velocity and trajectory. The toilet was absolute ruined. It required an extra courtesy wipe every time.

Edited October 25, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Dazzler 9742]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

That’s the exact velocity and trajectory. The toilet was absolute ruined. It required an extra courtesy wipe every time.

I've got IBS so I know the pain.

 

Someone at work sprayed the entire rim the other day  (didn't clean it the dirty cunts). Even the front was pebble dashed, no idea how. It defied the laws of known physics. They literally shat in front of them. A true medical marvel.