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Freezing? Shorts and T-shirt weather this man you soft bastard. I'm watching the match in my garden having an ice bath, starkers - whilst proclaiming that I like it hot me like, but not this hot. 

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Commuting to Glasgow turtles head on the train jumped in the bog. Had the biggest turd ever, this thing was not solid at all and still broke the water. I wiped (sitting down I’m middle class now) and

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VERY VERY UNLUCKY NOT TO GET AT LEAST A POINT LAST NIGHT AGAINST A WELL DRILLED AND EXPERIENCED DORTMUND TEAM.   THE STATS DON'T LIE WE WERE BETTER THAN THEM FOR THE MOST PART ALTHOUGH BOTH

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1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

The bookies do not fancy these to do anything at all which is, frankly, a fucking mental thing to think about 


They’re undefeated in the league this season yet still only fourth. The Bundesliga table is a bit fucked up.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

A keen fan of Deutsche Fußballkultur of my acquaintance was in attendance at the Signal Iduna on Friday night for their fixture v Werder Bremen and produced this for the perusal of NUFC’s technical team :cuppa:

 

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Didn’t know you were mates with Farage

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Looks like Toenail will get his ban before this game. 

it’s dangerous expecting Newcastle to win any game nevermind against Borussia Dortmund who haven’t lost a league game.

 

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58 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Looks like Toenail will get his ban before this game. 

it’s dangerous expecting Newcastle to win any game nevermind against Borussia Dortmund who haven’t lost a league game.

 

wile e coyote slip GIF

 

 

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2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Looks like Toenail will get his ban before this game. 

it’s dangerous expecting Newcastle to win any game nevermind against Borussia Dortmund who haven’t lost a league game.

 

wile e coyote slip GIF

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

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10 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Looks like Toenail will get his ban before this game. 

it’s dangerous expecting Newcastle to win any game nevermind against Borussia Dortmund who haven’t lost a league game.

 

wile e coyote slip GIF

 

 


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2 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   :lol:

 

Julian Brandt: 

 

"We can expect a very good atmosphere there. It's different from City or Chelsea."

 

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