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5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Be honest, it's because you're so rotund that your carer can't get between your cheek and the bog seat to wipe without losing their hand to a crushing injury, isn't it?

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Hates it when I call him The Groom of the Stool. 

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15 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

You're not my fucking supervisor.

Hard to supervise something that hasn't happened, old fella.

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11 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Be honest, it's because you're so rotund that your carer can't get between your cheek and the bog seat to wipe without losing their hand to a crushing injury, isn't it?

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14 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I would have stuck with being a yank tbh

 

 

 

You definitely would if you'd saw where I've lived since - Out the frying pan, into a bigger frying pan, into crockpot full of shite on low heat.

 

Still beats a trailer park in the states though. I'm more likely to be mugged by a 13 year old smackhead, less likely to get shot in the back by a mentally disturbed 32 year old virgin.

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19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Not fully standing, more like Alberto Tomba of the scatalogical hygiene world. 
 

 

:lol: Tomba La Bomba

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1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:


I think Fox was criticising her Italian rival for just getting her whammers out all the time 🤷🏻‍♂️ :lol: 

 

Bit hypotittical, that.

 

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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:


I think Fox was criticising her Italian rival for just getting her whammers out all the time 🤷🏻‍♂️ :lol: 

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Wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box, Sam, was she? 
 

Tbf, she has two points. 

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6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m sure many of you fine fellows shared my concern for the welfare of Sabrina once her star waned… 

 

Don’t worry

 

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Al- fucking- dente !

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