Toonpack 12003 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 10:12, ewerk said: Lads, if any of you are reading this then you can lick my sweaty ball sack you bunch of dribbling fucking cunts. Expand Where are getting that from ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33958 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 10:30, Toonpack said: Where are getting that from ?? Expand https://discord.gg/VwkEcmr3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 What the fuck was this about? So a bloke come on announcing their world famous blog (I and I’m sure many hadn’t heard of, but that’s neither here nor there) closed down, which going off his latter posts meant we should have given them a national day of mourning or acted like their family had just died. Then after a few hours announced him and his best friend club had decided they wouldn’t grace us with their presence and that we’re all a bunch of cunts and soopafan’ed on the way out - again expecting the response would be apologetic and full of empathy . Get a fucking grip. Do their mammys make them a nice packed lunch, and ensure their scarf is on nice and snug before they go to the match? 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24158 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 10:16, ewerk said: You need to wind your neck in, potty mouth. Expand it was never meant to be, was it? what a bunch of prudes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12003 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Yanks man, precious about language but absolutely A-OK to shoot up schools. Oh and they absolutely do not do gallows humour, I recall when Columbia Shuttle blew up, me and Dan were members of a US board and he (aged 14) made the mistake of posting the dandruff/head and shoulders on the beach joke, Christ the visceral outrage was tremendous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12807 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 10:37, Toonpack said: Yanks man, precious about language but absolutely A-OK to shoot up schools. Oh and they absolutely do not do gallows humour, I recall when Columbia Shuttle blew up, me and Dan were members of a US board and he (aged 14) made the mistake of posting the dandruff/head and shoulders on the beach joke, Christ the visceral outrage was tremendous. Expand Was about to make that point. Sense of humour (spelled correctly if they're still lurking) is removed at birth (if that is even still permitted in the Bible belt). Prissy wankers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamn92 42 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 The nufcblog guys are alright, been plenty of threats, fighting, banter, arguing, ribbing and all that stuff on there over the years. Just think your forum is a bit different (nothing wrong with that) than what that blog was. Don't think you guys meant any malice at all, didn't come across that way anyway. We aren't all wet flannels but if you want to see us like that, well you're a bunch of cunts anyway 😉 haha was an interesting read back on this thread though that's for sure! May not use this much but all the best. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 10:37, Toonpack said: Yanks man, precious about language but absolutely A-OK to shoot up schools. Oh and they absolutely do not do gallows humour, I recall when Columbia Shuttle blew up, me and Dan were members of a US board and he (aged 14) made the mistake of posting the dandruff/head and shoulders on the beach joke, Christ the visceral outrage was tremendous. Expand I was going to say, I bet they’re fucking septics and a few swears (of all things) is what offends them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3804 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12003 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:06, Adamn92 said: The nufcblog guys are alright, been plenty of threats, fighting, banter, arguing, ribbing and all that stuff on there over the years. Just think your forum is a bit different (nothing wrong with that) than what that blog was. Don't think you guys meant any malice at all, didn't come across that way anyway. We aren't all wet flannels but if you want to see us like that, well you're a bunch of cunts anyway 😉 haha was an interesting read back on this thread though that's for sure! May not use this much but all the best. Expand Reported - Inappropriate language (he said "guys" - Mods, do your fucking stuff) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamn92 42 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:15, Toonpack said: Reported - Inappropriate language (he said "guys" - Mods, do your fucking stuff) Expand Guys guys guys guys guys 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16717 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Boys boys boys 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3804 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:21, Adamn92 said: Guys guys guys guys guys Expand This fucking cunt is alright 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:23, Meenzer said: Boys boys boys Expand Ah, mammaries 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12538 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 09:56, ewerk said: Expand I stand by this. It's like walking into the Raby - There's a definite whiff of incest, stale tabs and oven chips about the place. Banjo shaggers to a man. For the record I resent being called a yank, I'm from Elswick. The only gun I ever took into school shot chunks of tatey. And to answer the shite question - sitting - there are only three allowable exceptions - 1) You have knees that physically don't bend, 2) You're under 5 years old, 3) You have a severe learning disability. Any fully functional adult that stands to wipe their arse probably pulls their pants fully down to have a piss as well. There are registers for people like that. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12217 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:54, Dazzler said: I stand by this. It's like walking into the Raby - There's a definite whiff of incest, stale tabs and oven chips about the place. Banjo shaggers to a man. For the record I resent being called a yank, I'm from Elswick. The only gun I ever took into school shot chunks of tatey. And to answer the shite question - sitting - there are only three allowable exceptions - 1) You have knees that physically don't bend, 2) You're under 5 years old, 3) You have a severe learning disability. Any fully functional adult that stands to wipe their arse probably pulls their pants fully down to have a piss as well. There are registers for people like that. Expand Who do you normally post as on here though? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52003 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:54, Dazzler said: I stand by this. It's like walking into the Raby - There's a definite whiff of incest, stale tabs and oven chips about the place. Banjo shaggers to a man. For the record I resent being called a yank, I'm from Elswick. The only gun I ever took into school shot chunks of tatey. And to answer the shite question - sitting - there are only three allowable exceptions - 1) You have knees that physically don't bend, 2) You're under 5 years old, 3) You have a severe learning disability. Any fully functional adult that stands to wipe their arse probably pulls their pants fully down to have a piss as well. There are registers for people like that. Expand Well if nothing else, you know how to wipe your arse. Couldn't agree more though, grown adults standing up to wipe their arse are INSANE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52003 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 BTW there are people on here that will openly admit to standing up to wipe their arse. Maybe the banjo insult isn't as far off the mark as we'd like to think. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12538 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:57, Alex said: Who do you normally post as on here though? Expand Nobody. It's my first post. I'd never even heard of the place until this morning, and saw that people from the blog had already been on, called cunts and then left. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 ‘‘Twas a joke 👍🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7839 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 (edited) Even reading it back they still don’t get it was all in jest. Americans, hey. Edited October 3, 2023 by Holden McGroin 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 11:54, Dazzler said: I stand by this. It's like walking into the Raby - There's a definite whiff of incest, stale tabs and oven chips about the place. Banjo shaggers to a man. For the record I resent being called a yank, I'm from Elswick. The only gun I ever took into school shot chunks of tatey. And to answer the shite question - sitting - there are only three allowable exceptions - 1) You have knees that physically don't bend, 2) You're under 5 years old, 3) You have a severe learning disability. Any fully functional adult that stands to wipe their arse probably pulls their pants fully down to have a piss as well. There are registers for people like that. Expand Odours do tend to follow the source around. Next time try having a shower before you migrate. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamn92 42 Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Maybe the 2 groups should just meet up and settle things with an old fashioned punch up. Right, where's the largest bike shed in toon we can all meet behind? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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