Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[sammynb 3926]

Just now, Gemmill said:

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.

 

Not in the slightest tiny cock, I'm happy to do it but I also won't piss my pants if Holden goes rogue. There's no pressure because there's no pressure.

[Holden McGroin 7652]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.

 

Aye. Testicles like ball bearings.  Get it done @sammynb you fanny.

[sammynb 3926]

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

[Dr Gloom 23654]

2 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Not in the slightest tiny cock, I'm happy to do it but I also won't piss my pants if Holden goes rogue. There's no pressure because there's no pressure.

 

if you've got time to post a reply you've got time to post the match thread ffs

 

don't be a dick. you're on a heater. you never leave the table when you're on a heater 

[Dr Gloom 23654]

Just now, sammynb said:

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

 

post the match thread and i'll tell you 

[Gemmill 50042]

 

 

[trophyshy 7333]

2 minutes ago, sammynb said:

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

Miggy

[Kitman 2343]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

if you've got time to post a reply you've got time to post the match thread ffs

 

don't be a dick. you're on a heater. you never leave the table when you're on a heater 

You gotta know when to hold em

Know when to fold em

[Renton 23734]

4 minutes ago, Kitman said:

You gotta know when to hold em

Know when to fold em

 

Are we still talking about Sammy's balls? 

[Christmas Tree 5106]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

https://twitter.com/juniorturner84/status/1709319540323082241/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1709319540323082241&currentTweetUser=juniorturner84&mode=profile

 

Here you go CT. The official video with crystal clear sound.

Fuck this official shit, I’m uploading all my dodgy self taken ones with camera moves to the music and the odd long pauses on heaving bosoms as I scanned the room.  

 

It is without doubt the best pre match pub.

[Dr Gloom 23654]

bans on the cards for holden and sammy, depending on how this plays out 

[Dr Gloom 23654]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

please continue to inject me with this kind of content, good sir. 

 

my sleeve is rolled up, my vein tapped 

[Renton 23734]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

please continue to inject me with this kind of content, good sir. 

 

my sleeve is rolled up, my vein tapped 

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

[Holden McGroin 7652]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

bans on the cards for holden and sammy, depending on how this plays out 

 

Im stepping aside until Sammy tastes his first defeat.  He isn't weaselling his way out of this with his tiny balls.

Edited October 5, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Dr Gloom 23654]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

 

Im stepping aside until Sammy tastes his first defeat.  He isn't weaselling his way out this with his tiny balls.

 

phew. so relieved you were bluffing 

[PaddockLad 19034]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Richards is fuckin relentless. I quite often have difficulty with over the top characters but can’t help liking this cunt  

[The Fish 11323]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

 me too, I've got 3 videos cued up and these reports can fucking wait.

[PaddockLad 19034]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

Am doing a quote that should take me about 30 mins. Got here about 0940  

[Holden McGroin 7652]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

phew. so relieved you were bluffing 

 

It was a huge bluff. I'm too superstitious to mess with this. I refused to change my y-fronts until we conceded a goal. Thats 5.5 games with the mrs refusing to go anywhere near me.

[Gemmill 50042]

4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Richards is fuckin relentless. I quite often have difficulty with over the top characters but can’t help liking this cunt  

 

Same. I think he's class these days.

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

14 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

 

 No!  

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

 

@Ayatollah Hermione    

 

Bring back the "NUFC Shithousery of the Week" threads!

 

[Rayvin 5942]

19 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 me too, I've got 3 videos cued up and these reports can fucking wait.

 

Pre-PSG Fish would kick the shit out of Post-PSG Fish for this shit.

[The Fish 11323]

Just now, Rayvin said:

 

Pre-PSG Fish would kick the shit out of Post-PSG Fish for this shit.

No, he wouldn't because both pre and post PSG know that to cue something up means to prepares something to begin. Queue something up means to put something in a line. 

 

Both would also demand a paragraph of an apology.

[sammynb 3926]

Oi Trips, this little bugger should be on washing up chores until he's 25!