Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[Monkeys Fist 45207]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're looking at a bannable offence if you follow through with this

Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning? 

[Holden McGroin 7647]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're looking at a bannable offence if you follow through with this

 

You cant ban Toontastics number 1 poster. Im above the law.

[trophyshy 7333]

[Gemmill 50038]

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

[Holden McGroin 7647]

Just now, Gemmill said:

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

 

Gemmills butt hurt he isn't the number 1 poster. He isn't even the best match thread starter anymore. 

[wykikitoon 22923]

[Monkeys Fist 45207]

Just now, Gemmill said:

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

[Monkeys Fist 45207]

15 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

49 minutes to sort it.

Potential banana skin this. 

[Holden McGroin 7647]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

 

I cant afford 2 in 2 days.  I'll have to crack out the Prosecco.

[Dr Gloom 23653]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning? 

 

[Gemmill 50038]

6 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Gemmills butt hurt he isn't the number 1 poster. He isn't even the best match thread starter anymore. 

 

See what I mean, he's talking total gibberish. What do we do here?

[Dr Gloom 23653]

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

[Gemmill 50038]

I just want to watch even the absolute worst match related content all day. Days like this ruin your YouTube recommendations for a month. The algorithm just thinks you're a total junkie for shit football craic.

[Holden McGroin 7647]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

 

32 minutes.

[Gemmill 50038]

 

Fast forward the first few minutes until it gets into match stuff.

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by Gemmill

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

 

@sammynb just made a brief appearance. Mate, do your magic!

 

[Monkeys Fist 45207]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

 Call in the Gravy Seals

 

@Christmas Tree - it’s your time to shine. 

[trophyshy 7333]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

 

We should all be having them today.  

[Gemmill 50038]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Fast forward the first few minutes until it gets into match stuff.

 

 

Given fanning himself with a Cadburys Heroes tub lid during the VAR deliberations.

 

[The Fish 11323]

32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

Didn't affect me. I guess some people are just built different.

Edited October 5, 2023 by The Fish

[Dr Gloom 23653]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

welling up watching that

[sammynb 3926]

45 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

@sammynb this is a code red. holden is trying to fuck up our winning run. get the west ham thread started asap

 

Nah, I'm tired, I've had two 10 hours days fielding producing, 28 degrees yesterday, today was 24 and blowing a fuck gale, and I got up at four am this morning so I could watch 20 minutes of the game before I had to fuck off to work again.

If Holden is too impatient to wait until tomorrow morning, my time, then no use getting all pissy pants over it. This team doesn't need me - they are fucking glorious.

[Renton 23728]

Enjoying chatting with my colleagues on Teams this morning. A lot of neutrals watched the game and they loved it (sorry mackems). A couple of Parisien colleagues, " Je m'en fiche. S'en aller. Sob".

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23653]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

 

Nah, I'm tired, I've had two 10 hours days fielding producing, 28 degrees yesterday, today was 24 and blowing a fuck gale, and I got up at four am this morning so I could watch 20 minutes of the game before I had to fuck off to work again.

If Holden is too impatient to wait until tomorrow morning, my time, then no use getting all pissy pants over it. This team doesn't need me - they are fucking glorious.

 

selfish twat 

[Gemmill 50038]

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.