Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[Dr Gloom 23651]

This panel btw, feels a bit budget 

[Monkeys Fist 45203]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We had 27% possession and still created more chances and shots on target 

 

 

[Gemmill 50036]

Just now, Alex said:

I’m watching Alien. Just started on BBC 1. The night just keeps getting better. 

 

I'm gonna put this off now and stick a podcast on. The whole of the NE is gonna be knackered tomorrow. Either hungover or adrenaline sleep-starved.

[Dr Gloom 23651]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

I'm gonna put this off now and stick a podcast on. The whole of the NE is gonna be knackered tomorrow. Either hungover or adrenaline sleep-starved.

I just poured another scotch 🤪

[Chaser 1368]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

Yeah. It's happened before at footy matches. Alright, the last time was away against Derby in 2003 or something ridiculous, but then I completely lost my balance for 48 hours. I felt fine immediately afterwards this time. 

Reckon you jumped up too quickly and had a bit of a blood pressure moment? I'd also get it checked, just to be on the safe side. 

[Gemmill 50036]

3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Just got on metro. Quite simply the best game and best atmosphere I’ve ever attended. Simply stunning stuff from players and fans. Fucked.

 

Good man CT. Just rewards for trudging through the 80s or whatever the fuck it was you said.

 

Nicky knocky 9 doors on your mackem neighbours on the way home. You know what to do.

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1 minute ago, Andrew said:

The great thing about that is that I don’t think they’re more bothered about it that any other win. It was easy tonight and the sooner they realise that the best teams in Europe aren’t any better than the best teams in the PL the better.

[PaddockLad 19031]

5 minutes ago, Alex said:

 There’s nothing like good quality rum. And that’s nothing like good quality rum. 
 

You’re dissing the Lidl’s own Captain Cook??

 

( the Havana Anjeo 7 ran out at the weekend 😉) 

[Isegrim 10372]

 

[PaddockLad 19031]

 

[Chaser 1368]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

I just poured another scotch 🤪

I'll join you with a Balvenie

[Renton 23726]

Just now, Chaser said:

Reckon you jumped up too quickly and had a bit of a blood pressure moment? I'd also get it checked, just to be on the safe side. 

 

Yeah, postural hypotension fits the bill exactly actually. Sudden jump, blood empties from your brain (i.e. I'm an old cunt). Thanks for the concern everybody, I'll get it checked out I promise. What a night though.

 

[spongebob toonpants 4366]

Mrs Sponge has just come in with a very disapproving look having counted 10 empty cans in the kitchen

 Good job she can't see the 4 down the side of  the chair

[Ayatollah Hermione 14689]

Mind, we’ve arrived now. I thought we may grow into the CL after a teething period but nah, straight in, balls deep in the second game, fuck the lot of them. Eddie Howe, you son of a bitch

[Alex 36744]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

You’re dissing the Lidl’s own Captain Cook??

 

( the Havana Anjeo 7 ran out at the weekend 😉) 

That Captain Cook is bit ropey. The latter is alright though. It’s hard to get decent stuff (with odd rare exception) unless you buy online or somewhere like Rehill’s though. Not even just talking about expensive stuff. Most of the supermarket stuff is shite 

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3 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

There’s definitely a dodgy old VHS still in existence titled ‘2 boys from blyth’.

[Monkeys Fist 45203]

@Renton

Take care mate, get yourself home safe, and avoid anything that might give you a shock. 
 

 

 

 

[MrBass 3047]

 

[The Fish 11323]

I e bot read a lick of this thread. I'll do it tomorrow when I'm so ER and not on my phone

[Monkeys Fist 45203]

5 minutes ago, MrBass said:

 

He’s partly right tbf- we buried the ball in the back of their net four times. 

[Monkeys Fist 45203]

Just now, The Fish said:

I e bot read a lick of this thread. I'll do it tomorrow when I'm so ER and not on my phone

I’m quoting this just so you can’t edit out the typos tomorrow- it’ll make your gums bleed. 

[Dr Gloom 23651]

How deep are we going in this tournament then lads because I fancy us getting out of this group. We probably only need another 6-7 points 

Edited October 4, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[Dr Gloom 23651]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I e bot read a lick of this thread. I'll do it tomorrow when I'm so ER and not on my phone

[PaddockLad 19031]

 

[Dr Gloom 23651]

Third scotch…poured