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Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

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Bed at 1 and fucking cat woke me up at 6 and Im still smiling non stop.    Hung over, voice gone, ears ringing and need a proper fry up to sort me out.    What a fucking night though, even t

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  On 04/10/2023 at 21:36, Renton said:

Priveldged to have seen that. They looked good in keeping possession,  but gave Pope almost no bother. We struggled with possession, but punished them when we had it. Fair play to the PSG fans, they were incredible until our 4th. Alright, they had a drum but a couple of thousand constantly kept to the script, singing and dancing in unison.  Went home with a few spare flares. 

 

I was convinced it would be like the Barca match all those years ago, hanging onto 3-2. But no, Schar scored a screamer and in the end it was a piss take. M'Bappe who? 

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Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home? 

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  On 04/10/2023 at 21:39, Monkeys Fist said:

Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home?

  On 04/10/2023 at 21:39, Monkeys Fist said:

Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home? 

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It's quiet actually. Just passing your way, 4 lane ends as I speak. Only bad thing tonight is I had some weird white out when Almiron scored, literally went blind for maybe a second, deaf for 5 seconds, and lost my balance and hit the deck. Embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't piss myself. 

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  On 04/10/2023 at 21:39, strawb said:

Definitely yes but only if I can film it and watch it back

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Bet his cock is like a Toblerone, be sound going in and like a zip tie trying to get him back out. That would be an interesting episode of 24 hours in A & E

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Bet his cock is like a Toblerone, be sound going in and like a zip tie trying to get him back out. That would be an interesting episode of 24 hours in A & E

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Not bothered mate, he can do what he wants, when he wants ants, with what he wants

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It's quiet actually. Just passing your way, 4 lane ends as I speak. Only bad thing tonight is I had some weird white out when Almiron scored, literally went blind for maybe a second, deaf for 5 seconds, and lost my balance and hit the deck. Embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't piss myself. 

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Fuck. Hope you're OK. Possibly just some mad sensory overload?

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Fuck. Hope you're OK. Possibly just some mad sensory overload?

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Yeah. It's happened before at footy matches. Alright, the last time was away against Derby in 2003 or something ridiculous, but then I completely lost my balance for 48 hours. I felt fine immediately afterwards this time. 

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It's quiet actually. Just passing your way, 4 lane ends as I speak. Only bad thing tonight is I had some weird white out when Almiron scored, literally went blind for maybe a second, deaf for 5 seconds, and lost my balance and hit the deck. Embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't piss myself. 

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Jesus Christ. If things get really tough then I’m sure that Channel 5 will be interested in a documentary on the most unfortunate man in Britain. Hopefully you’re okay.

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It's quiet actually. Just passing your way, 4 lane ends as I speak. Only bad thing tonight is I had some weird white out when Almiron scored, literally went blind for maybe a second, deaf for 5 seconds, and lost my balance and hit the deck. Embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't piss myself. 

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Hope you’re ok. You should definitely get that checked out btw. Just in case 

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