Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[sammynb 3960]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:46, Gemmill said:

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.

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Not in the slightest tiny cock, I'm happy to do it but I also won't piss my pants if Holden goes rogue. There's no pressure because there's no pressure.

[Holden McGroin 7976]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:46, Gemmill said:

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.

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Aye. Testicles like ball bearings.  Get it done @sammynb you fanny.

[sammynb 3960]

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

[Dr Gloom 24256]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:48, sammynb said:

 

Not in the slightest tiny cock, I'm happy to do it but I also won't piss my pants if Holden goes rogue. There's no pressure because there's no pressure.

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if you've got time to post a reply you've got time to post the match thread ffs

 

don't be a dick. you're on a heater. you never leave the table when you're on a heater 

[Dr Gloom 24256]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:51, sammynb said:

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

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post the match thread and i'll tell you 

[Gemmill 52515]

 

 

[trophyshy 7560]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:51, sammynb said:

Btw, who was MOTM, didn't hear it on the coverage here?

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Miggy

[Kitman 2473]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:51, Dr Gloom said:

 

if you've got time to post a reply you've got time to post the match thread ffs

 

don't be a dick. you're on a heater. you never leave the table when you're on a heater 

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You gotta know when to hold em

Know when to fold em

[Renton 24475]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:53, Kitman said:

You gotta know when to hold em

Know when to fold em

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Are we still talking about Sammy's balls? 

[Christmas Tree 5348]

  On 05/10/2023 at 08:49, Gemmill said:

https://twitter.com/juniorturner84/status/1709319540323082241/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1709319540323082241&currentTweetUser=juniorturner84&mode=profile

 

Here you go CT. The official video with crystal clear sound.

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Fuck this official shit, I’m uploading all my dodgy self taken ones with camera moves to the music and the odd long pauses on heaving bosoms as I scanned the room.  

 

It is without doubt the best pre match pub.

[Dr Gloom 24256]

bans on the cards for holden and sammy, depending on how this plays out 

[Dr Gloom 24256]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:52, Gemmill said:

 

 

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please continue to inject me with this kind of content, good sir. 

 

my sleeve is rolled up, my vein tapped 

[Renton 24475]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:00, Dr Gloom said:

 

please continue to inject me with this kind of content, good sir. 

 

my sleeve is rolled up, my vein tapped 

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Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

[Holden McGroin 7976]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:59, Dr Gloom said:

bans on the cards for holden and sammy, depending on how this plays out 

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Im stepping aside until Sammy tastes his first defeat.  He isn't weaselling his way out of this with his tiny balls.

Edited October 5, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Dr Gloom 24256]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:02, Holden McGroin said:

 

Im stepping aside until Sammy tastes his first defeat.  He isn't weaselling his way out this with his tiny balls.

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phew. so relieved you were bluffing 

[PaddockLad 19672]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:52, Gemmill said:

 

 

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Richards is fuckin relentless. I quite often have difficulty with over the top characters but can’t help liking this cunt  

[The Fish 11410]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:02, Renton said:

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

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 me too, I've got 3 videos cued up and these reports can fucking wait.

[PaddockLad 19672]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:02, Renton said:

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

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Am doing a quote that should take me about 30 mins. Got here about 0940  

[Holden McGroin 7976]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:03, Dr Gloom said:

 

phew. so relieved you were bluffing 

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It was a huge bluff. I'm too superstitious to mess with this. I refused to change my y-fronts until we conceded a goal. Thats 5.5 games with the mrs refusing to go anywhere near me.

[Gemmill 52515]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:03, PaddockLad said:

Richards is fuckin relentless. I quite often have difficulty with over the top characters but can’t help liking this cunt  

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Same. I think he's class these days.

[ohhh_yeah 3073]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:02, Renton said:

 

 

Please stop. I really have to do some work.

 

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 No!  

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3073]

 

@Ayatollah Hermione    

 

Bring back the "NUFC Shithousery of the Week" threads!

 

[Rayvin 6445]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:04, The Fish said:

 me too, I've got 3 videos cued up and these reports can fucking wait.

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Pre-PSG Fish would kick the shit out of Post-PSG Fish for this shit.

[The Fish 11410]

  On 05/10/2023 at 10:24, Rayvin said:

 

Pre-PSG Fish would kick the shit out of Post-PSG Fish for this shit.

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No, he wouldn't because both pre and post PSG know that to cue something up means to prepares something to begin. Queue something up means to put something in a line. 

 

Both would also demand a paragraph of an apology.

[sammynb 3960]

Oi Trips, this little bugger should be on washing up chores until he's 25!