Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:03, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're looking at a bannable offence if you follow through with this

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Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning? 

[Holden McGroin 7772]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:03, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're looking at a bannable offence if you follow through with this

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You cant ban Toontastics number 1 poster. Im above the law.

[trophyshy 7484]

[Gemmill 51281]

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

[Holden McGroin 7772]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:08, Gemmill said:

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

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Gemmills butt hurt he isn't the number 1 poster. He isn't even the best match thread starter anymore. 

[wykikitoon 23350]

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:08, Gemmill said:

McGroin appears to have had a psychotic break. Do we have protocol for dealing with this?

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Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

  On 05/10/2023 at 08:54, Holden McGroin said:

 

49 minutes to sort it.

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Potential banana skin this. 

[Holden McGroin 7772]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:10, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

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I cant afford 2 in 2 days.  I'll have to crack out the Prosecco.

[Dr Gloom 23966]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:05, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning? 

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[Gemmill 51281]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:09, Holden McGroin said:

 

Gemmills butt hurt he isn't the number 1 poster. He isn't even the best match thread starter anymore. 

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See what I mean, he's talking total gibberish. What do we do here?

[Dr Gloom 23966]

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

[Gemmill 51281]

I just want to watch even the absolute worst match related content all day. Days like this ruin your YouTube recommendations for a month. The algorithm just thinks you're a total junkie for shit football craic.

[Holden McGroin 7772]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:21, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

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32 minutes.

[Gemmill 51281]

 

Fast forward the first few minutes until it gets into match stuff.

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by Gemmill

[ohhh_yeah 3053]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:21, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

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@sammynb just made a brief appearance. Mate, do your magic!

 

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:21, Dr Gloom said:

where the fuck is sammy? i'm getting sweaty palms here, holden has gone rogue and needs to be stopped.

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 Call in the Gravy Seals

 

@Christmas Tree - it’s your time to shine. 

[trophyshy 7484]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:10, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

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We should all be having them today.  

[Gemmill 51281]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:28, Gemmill said:

 

Fast forward the first few minutes until it gets into match stuff.

 

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Given fanning himself with a Cadburys Heroes tub lid during the VAR deliberations.

 

[The Fish 11349]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:10, Monkeys Fist said:

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema? 

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Didn't affect me. I guess some people are just built different.

Edited October 5, 2023 by The Fish

[Dr Gloom 23966]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:28, Gemmill said:

 

 

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welling up watching that

[sammynb 3937]

  On 05/10/2023 at 08:55, Dr Gloom said:

@sammynb this is a code red. holden is trying to fuck up our winning run. get the west ham thread started asap

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Nah, I'm tired, I've had two 10 hours days fielding producing, 28 degrees yesterday, today was 24 and blowing a fuck gale, and I got up at four am this morning so I could watch 20 minutes of the game before I had to fuck off to work again.

If Holden is too impatient to wait until tomorrow morning, my time, then no use getting all pissy pants over it. This team doesn't need me - they are fucking glorious.

[Renton 24203]

Enjoying chatting with my colleagues on Teams this morning. A lot of neutrals watched the game and they loved it (sorry mackems). A couple of Parisien colleagues, " Je m'en fiche. S'en aller. Sob".

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23966]

  On 05/10/2023 at 09:44, sammynb said:

 

Nah, I'm tired, I've had two 10 hours days fielding producing, 28 degrees yesterday, today was 24 and blowing a fuck gale, and I got up at four am this morning so I could watch 20 minutes of the game before I had to fuck off to work again.

If Holden is too impatient to wait until tomorrow morning, my time, then no use getting all pissy pants over it. This team doesn't need me - they are fucking glorious.

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selfish twat 

[Gemmill 51281]

sammynoballs (that's what it stands for) is worried about losing at West Ham. That's what's happening here.

 

He wants McGroin to take this one on.