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Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG


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How deep are we going in this tournament then lads because I fancy us getting out of this group. We probably only need another 6-7 points 

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  On 04/10/2023 at 22:22, Dr Gloom said:

How deep are we going in this tournament then lads because I fancy us getting one of this group. We probably only need another 6-7 points 

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If we beat the jormans home & away we’re through. I just remember what city and Lazio did to some other teams who got out their groups last season. On that evidence and with a fair wind and a bit of luck we’re going deep :cuppa: 

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Longstaff and Gordon would be dead certs for the England squad if Southgate

Wasn’t manager. the idea that kalvin Philips gets in there before longstaff is genuinely ridiculous.  
 

I’m happy for them to keep missing out for now though. We could do without anymore injuries  

 

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  On 04/10/2023 at 22:36, Monkeys Fist said:

I thought you had a big blue dildo stuck on your sofa for a minute there. 
 

I was thinking “ Christ Gloomy, there’s celebrating and then there’s celebrating!”

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What do you think he's doing as he sings "Up the Champions League we go"? :dunno:

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  On 04/10/2023 at 22:39, Dr Gloom said:

Longstaff and Gordon would be dead certs for the England squad if Southgate

Wasn’t manager. the idea that kalvin Philips gets in there before longstaff is genuinely ridiculous.  
 

I’m happy for them to keep missing out for now though. We could do without anymore injuries  

 

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Agreed, as long as Southgate is there, he'll stick to his regulars and take a token Newcastle player just to sit on the sidelines. 

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  On 04/10/2023 at 22:36, Monkeys Fist said:

I thought you had a big blue dildo stuck on your sofa for a minute there. 
 

I was thinking “ Christ Gloomy, there’s celebrating and then there’s celebrating!”

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You should see the size of the tub of lube just out of shot. Poppers on the radiator. We’re good to go 

 

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  On 04/10/2023 at 22:44, Dr Gloom said:

What’s the craic with Mbappe then? Overrated? Or just does he not want to be at psg anymore? 

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Probably the latter. First half he was trying to pick the ball up deeper but second half I think he'd given up trying. 

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