Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[Gemmill 44805]

Highlights of us v Barcelona is currently on Tnt 2.

 

 

[trophyshy 7083]

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Just now, trophyshy said:

 

strong team but that’s the weakest bench we’ve seen for a while 

[Gemmill 44805]

Looks alright to me. Botman miss is huge but Big Jamaal is ready to have a monster night.

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

This is what we bought Isak, Trippier, Bruno and Tonali for. They’re big time players made for the this stage. There’s an opportunity for one of them to become a Newcastle legend tonight, to be talked about the same way Tino is for his hat trick against Barcelona. My money’s on Isak. 
 

 

[strawb 4247]

Lascelles to score from a corner 

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

My money’s on Isak. 

Supplied by Trippier. 

[Gemmill 44805]

2 minutes ago, strawb said:

Lascelles to score from a corner 

 

I would fucking love this.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

[Gemmill 44805]

Longstaff scoring would be tremendous too. But I'll take owt.

[wykikitoon 20113]

3 minutes ago, strawb said:

Lascelles to score from a corner 

[trophyshy 7083]

BDB brace.  

[aimaad22 4156]

Tonali too! Slipped a bit under the radar lately. This is what we got him for, big game player. 

 

Would be a proper announcement to Europe if we beat these and went to the top of the table. All the more delicious considering what happened at Old Trafford. 

 

 

[Gemmill 44805]

Eddie's on.

[Gemmill 44805]

I hope Rio's getting fucking pelters from the crowd for his Ashley bullshit.

[Gemmill 44805]

44 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Things shaping up nicely in my living room too. I'm 5 minutes away from putting the oven on for an M&S pizza.

 

Tremendous start to the evening. I've got a brace of chocolate éclairs too, which I'll try to keep til half time. Ooh la laaaa!

[ewerk 30557]

Where’s Ekitike for PSG?

 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Longstaff scoring would be tremendous too. But I'll take owt.

tbh, I’ll be happy if we’re just able to play our normal game and we go for it. I hope we’re not too cagey or defensive. Just go for it. These nights don’t come around often. Win, lose or draw: let’s impose our game on them and have no regrets. 

[Gemmill 44805]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

These nights don’t come around often. Win, lose or draw: let’s impose our game on them and have no regrets. 

 

Gloom's wedding night self-talk.

[Gemmill 44805]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

tbh, I’ll be happy if we’re just able to play our normal game and we go for it. I hope we’re not too cagey or defensive. Just go for it. These nights don’t come around often. Win, lose or draw: let’s impose our game on them and have no regrets. 

 

Aye I just hope we don't freeze. Hard to think we will at home.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Where’s Ekitike for PSG?

 

[Gemmill 44805]

PEARSON! They've assembled all of Newcastle's greatest content creators.

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Adam P on TNT sports. Gemmils evening just got better.

[Gemmill 44805]

My boy looks like he's lost some of the puppy fat. Veeerry handsome.