Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

[Gemmill 49975]

1 minute ago, MrBass said:

Don't worry, no-one would have noticed either way. 

 

Anaconda-like whopper spotted on Cat Bells.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14686]

If we don’t fucking pull our finger out in front of goal, this is ending 1-1

[toonotl 3431]

What the fuck! Isak being held out of it by the last man. This fuckin ref needs to be sent to non-league. He's a clown.

[MrBass 3045]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Anaconda-like whopper spotted on Cat Bells.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Premier 4

 

Ref is far out of his depth it's embarrassing, Both full backs at the extreme ends today, Trippier having a good one, Burn is like Bambi on ice. Gordon needs a rocket for getting suspended for that. Isak should've scored but for once his touch was heavy, feel a bit for Anderson, should've scored even though it was a good save to be fair. 

Thanks much better 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

44 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Burn hasn't turned up today 

 

i dunno, i'm quite a fan of these overlapping runs!

[Dr Gloom 23642]

ahhhhh. isak should be busting a gut to get on the end of that 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[Chaser 1367]

Hope we dont regret missing all these. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

i'd throw big joe on for gordon. save gordon for PSG

[Dr Gloom 23642]

1 minute ago, Chaser said:

Hope we dont regret missing all these. 

 

we're in total control. just need to convert one more chance and the floodgates will open 

[Chaser 1367]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

i'd throw big joe on for gordon. save gordon for PSG

Think I'd give it another 10 if we don't get a goal before it. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

great work by anderson once again 

[Kid Dynamite 7638]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i dunno, i'm quite a fan of these overlapping runs!

He's been better 2nd half. He was awful for the first 45

[Dr Gloom 23642]

i'm surprised anderson is the one to make way tbh. he's been great 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

isak looks knackered again 

[toonotl 3431]

Well this is really not good. Can't avoid any more injuries.

[Dr Gloom 23642]

fuck. big joe down now

[Gemmill 49975]

We've broken Man City.

[toonotl 3431]

Joelinton coming off. Hamstring by the looks. Fixture list is starting to take its toll.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14686]

 Classic Newcastle United. These will get a point here, I can feel it brewing

[Dr Gloom 23642]

looks like big joe might have done his hammy 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

what a blow that is with PSG coming up

[Dr Gloom 23642]

ahhh, isak again, surely has to get on the end of it 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 Classic Newcastle United. These will get a point here, I can feel it brewing

 

it would be some smash and grab raid if they do 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14686]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

it would be some smash and grab raid if they do 

It’s a good thing Miggy scored a screamer because nothing else is falling for us today. Not sure who we’ve been attempting to pass to sometimes with some of these through balls. Nothings coming off for Isak either but Wilson isn’t here to kill them off