Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

[Monkeys Fist 42356]

6 hours ago, ewerk said:

[Monkeys Fist 42356]

Definitely skilled 

[Monkeys Fist 42356]

 

Erm…Go team! 

[PaddockLad 17238]

Oh! am on the team again!  

 

[Dr Gloom 21911]

we should be beating Burnley but it will be a much tougher game than Sheffield Utd. They dominate possession in most games they play, and they were unlucky not to draw with Man U in their last game  - if you take xG seriously 

 

 

Edited September 29, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[MrBass 2651]

Yeah but Man U are pony and we're at home.

 

 

 

[ewerk 30535]

 

[Dr Gloom 21911]

Just now, ewerk said:

 

[sammynb 3355]

21 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

Fuck it, the way Jamal played the other night, put him up front!

[Gemmill 44785]

 

 

Has anyone watched the press conference. This must have been a Ryder question.

 

[Renton 21556]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Has anyone watched the press conference. This must have been a Ryder question.

 

[Hand raised at the back]

 

Ah yes, Mr Exile,  please ask your question.

 

"It's great you care about trees. But warrabout the fact yer owners love chopping babies heads off Eddie, eh, eh???"

 

Btw, Wilson is out with a hamstring? What's that, 6 weeks. Piss flaps. 

[Gemmill 44785]

They're doing a check on it so it doesn't look like he's out for any length of time. He probably just had one foot up on the window sill when he was dealing with wykiki's lass.

[Dr Gloom 21911]

wilson starts i reckon 

[Renton 21556]

I know but you always feel he's ready to pop at any minute. Goes back to my point we were stressing about defence but I'm much more worried about our CFs, whilst appreciating we have goals in midfield, we still need a fit striker. 

[Dr Gloom 21911]

"Late check" is the giveaway

[Gemmill 44785]

Along with many other things, Howe seems to have fixed Wilson's "injury prone" thing. Not to say he won't get injured but he hasn't had an extended spell out for a while now.

[Gemmill 44785]

And if anyone wants to tell me I've jinxed it now, tell it to fucking Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, cos I COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT.

[Howmanheyman 33096]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Has anyone watched the press conference. This must have been a Ryder question.

 

 

 

"Eddie, ah don't know if you've seen the news lately but ah was wondering what you made of the sycamore tree getting cut down? It was a great north east institution like Newcastle United and many ex- Newcastle players went there on their days off, in fact ah once interviewed one Lee Bowyer, once of this parish there as well as the 'man who would be bling', Nile Ranger. Have you any thoughts on this and err, did you watch Lee and Nile when they played for Newcastle?"

 

 

[sammynb 3355]

39 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Along with many other things, Howe seems to have fixed Wilson's "injury prone" thing. Not to say he won't get injured but he hasn't had an extended spell out for a while now.

 

FFS!

 

36 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

And if anyone wants to tell me I've jinxed it now, tell it to fucking Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, cos I COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT.

 

FFFFS!

[Monkeys Fist 42356]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

I know but you always feel he's ready to pop at any minute.

@wykikitoon

[Renton 21556]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Has anyone watched the press conference. This must have been a Ryder question.

 

 

It's interesting how much absolutely insane bile this innocuous response to a non-football question is geting on the SMB. I don't think they like Eddie Howe much. 

 

 

 

 

[The Fish 10838]

Guarantee if he suddenly replaces Pep at Man City, he'll sharp morph into someone wonderful in their eyes.

[Howay 12496]

10 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

It's interesting how much absolutely insane bile this innocuous response to a non-football question is geting on the SMB. I don't think they like Eddie Howe much. 

 

 

 

 

 I’m honestly curious what difference they think it would make if Howe constantly brought it up?
 

Maybe when they’re meeting Al Rummayyan to go over budget or whatever else Howe can include a few slides to first acknowledge and go over the bad things the country where Al Rummayyan is from does, then they can switch gears back to football matters? 
 

It seems they’d be happy if Howe was to equate the chopping down of a tree to mass executions? They’d have no qualms that it was maybe, even just slightly, belittling the execution/murder issue? You know in a similar way that they’re using horrific events to try and point score over a local football rival. 

Edited September 29, 2023 by Howay

[Dr Gloom 21911]

14 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

It's interesting how much absolutely insane bile this innocuous response to a non-football question is geting on the SMB. I don't think they like Eddie Howe much. 

 

 

 

 

 

Beheddie. Fucking hell, what a sad twat  

[Alex 35055]

14 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Guarantee if he suddenly replaces Pep at Man City, he'll sharp morph into someone wonderful in their eyes.

No, because they have to pretend they’ve always hated Man City since the UAE takeover