Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

[Dr Gloom 21912]

fuck. big joe down now

[Gemmill 44805]

We've broken Man City.

[toonotl 2977]

Joelinton coming off. Hamstring by the looks. Fixture list is starting to take its toll.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

 Classic Newcastle United. These will get a point here, I can feel it brewing

[Dr Gloom 21912]

looks like big joe might have done his hammy 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

what a blow that is with PSG coming up

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

fuck

[Dr Gloom 21912]

ahhh, isak again, surely has to get on the end of it 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 Classic Newcastle United. These will get a point here, I can feel it brewing

 

it would be some smash and grab raid if they do 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

it would be some smash and grab raid if they do 

It’s a good thing Miggy scored a screamer because nothing else is falling for us today. Not sure who we’ve been attempting to pass to sometimes with some of these through balls. Nothings coming off for Isak either but Wilson isn’t here to kill them off

[toonotl 2977]

Gordon is a penalty magnet. He's had ol' Allan's pants down there.

[ewerk 30558]

This should hopefully finish them off.

[Renton 21579]

Get in! 

[Gemmill 44805]

Sexy time!

[toonotl 2977]

Isak cool as you like. Come on!

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Just now, toonotl said:

Gordon is a penalty magnet. He's had ol' Allan's pants down there.

 

another soft one too 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

PENALTY

[Dr Gloom 21912]

get in man. now hook half the side off before any more get injured 

[Gemmill 44805]

We could do with Willock coming back sharpish.

[MrBass 2651]

Glad my stream is behind, saves my nerves 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

It’s a good thing Miggy scored a screamer because nothing else is falling for us today. Not sure who we’ve been attempting to pass to sometimes with some of these through balls. Nothings coming off for Isak either but Wilson isn’t here to kill them off

Job accomplished from myself

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

another soft one too 

HC is good for 1 thing at least farken 

[toonotl 2977]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

another soft one too 

 

I agree. But it's a pen. Gordon positioned his body so the defender had to go through him to get to the ball if he chose to go to ground. And he did. Gordon did him big time.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Now can Lascelles score for £145 please

[Monkeys Fist 42379]