Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

[Dr Gloom 21304]

fuck. big joe down now

[Gemmill 42681]

We've broken Man City.

[toonotl 2839]

Joelinton coming off. Hamstring by the looks. Fixture list is starting to take its toll.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13610]

 Classic Newcastle United. These will get a point here, I can feel it brewing

[Dr Gloom 21304]

looks like big joe might have done his hammy 

[Dr Gloom 21304]

what a blow that is with PSG coming up

[LongTimeAdmirer 1208]

fuck

[Dr Gloom 21304]

ahhh, isak again, surely has to get on the end of it 

[Dr Gloom 21304]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 Classic Newcastle United. These will get a point here, I can feel it brewing

 

it would be some smash and grab raid if they do 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13610]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

it would be some smash and grab raid if they do 

It’s a good thing Miggy scored a screamer because nothing else is falling for us today. Not sure who we’ve been attempting to pass to sometimes with some of these through balls. Nothings coming off for Isak either but Wilson isn’t here to kill them off

[toonotl 2839]

Gordon is a penalty magnet. He's had ol' Allan's pants down there.

[ewerk 29497]

This should hopefully finish them off.

[Renton 20433]

Get in! 

[Gemmill 42681]

Sexy time!

[toonotl 2839]

Isak cool as you like. Come on!

[Dr Gloom 21304]

Just now, toonotl said:

Gordon is a penalty magnet. He's had ol' Allan's pants down there.

 

another soft one too 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1208]

PENALTY

[Dr Gloom 21304]

get in man. now hook half the side off before any more get injured 

[Gemmill 42681]

We could do with Willock coming back sharpish.

[MrBass 2564]

Glad my stream is behind, saves my nerves 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13610]

5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

It’s a good thing Miggy scored a screamer because nothing else is falling for us today. Not sure who we’ve been attempting to pass to sometimes with some of these through balls. Nothings coming off for Isak either but Wilson isn’t here to kill them off

Job accomplished from myself

[LongTimeAdmirer 1208]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

another soft one too 

HC is good for 1 thing at least farken 

[toonotl 2839]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

another soft one too 

 

I agree. But it's a pen. Gordon positioned his body so the defender had to go through him to get to the ball if he chose to go to ground. And he did. Gordon did him big time.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13610]

Now can Lascelles score for £145 please

[Monkeys Fist 41335]