Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Burn hasn't turned up today 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

we're starting to purr 

[aimaad22 4156]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

Burn hasn't turned up today 

 Conserving his mojo for Mbappe 

[Gemmill 44805]

I'm watching via our xG and someone has just missed a fucking sitter by the look of it.

 

Everton 2 down. The booooooooooos will be flowing.

[Gemmill 44805]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

we're starting to purr 

 

Gloom is blatantly a dirty talker in the bedroom.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I'm watching via our xG and someone has just missed a fucking sitter by the look of it.

 

Everton 2 down. The booooooooooos will be flowing.

 

isak missed an open goal  - shanked it after his heavy touch took him wide

[toonotl 2977]

Why is he stopping the match? The player is off the pitch.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Stopping the game for a man down off the pitch  hey man, sub this ref at half time 

[Chaser 1207]

Anderson, Gordon, Almiron and Longy are covering a lot of ground. 

[toonotl 2977]

Anderson so unlucky. Poor kid. Brilliant play Longstaff.

[Zathras 244]

So unlucky for Anderson

[aimaad22 4156]

Ah man unlucky 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

what a save to deny andserson

[Dr Gloom 21912]

at least miggy can see the funny side

[Dr Gloom 21912]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Gloom is blatantly a dirty talker in the bedroom.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13859]

Living dangerously, these but we could do with a second before half time 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

we should be 2 or 3 up. burnley unimpressive since we scored. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Just relegate Sheff Utd now

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

soo cloooseee

[toonotl 2977]

Hang on! He's just called it back? This ref.

 

Let it run. Then book him afterwards you absolute pinhead.

[Monkeys Fist 42379]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Time for a wank.

I’d go home first if I were you. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Everton Pull one back. Gem put the cock back! 

[toonotl 2977]

Burn's topped off his shit half with a foul throw.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

unlucky again anderson

[wykikitoon 20113]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Burn's topped off his shit half with a foul throw.

Thought the refs forgot that could happen. So it must have been shit.