Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

[sammynb 3161]

This is a piss free zone as the Geordie Boys continue their glorious winning ways.

Eddie knows best, onwards and upwards.

 

 

[wykikitoon 19326]

SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!

[Dr Gloom 21304]

6-0

 

[Monkeys Fist 41335]

5-0

Botman brace

 

[Renton 20433]

They'll park the bus and we really struggle against teams who do this. I fear the worst. 

4-0

[Gemmill 42681]

This lot don't park the bus. This isn't your Sean Dyche Burnley team. I think they'll try and play through us and we'll pick them off.

[MrBass 2564]

A respectable, albeit slightly disappointing, 3 nil win.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13611]

I do wonder if Kompany will ever have a pragmatic thought and realise he can’t play the way they do all season but I doubt he’ll think that already. Let them come into our half, spring the press and send Gordon and Miggy away on the break

[Renton 20433]

41 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

This lot don't park the bus. This isn't your Sean Dyche Burnley team. I think they'll try and play through us and we'll pick them off.

It was a fucking joke Mr Spreadsheet. 

[Gemmill 42681]

[Dr Gloom 21304]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

They'll park the bus and we really struggle against teams who do this. I fear the worst. 

4-0

they’ve played quite an open game so far. hopefully they continue with their usual game plan because we’ll have their trousers down if they do 

[The Fish 10430]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 29497]

So the teams at the top of the league press more in the opponent's third?

 

This is revelatory stuff.

[RobinRobin 10705]

[ewerk 29497]

[Renton 20433]

 

 

 

I like this. When sports science becomes art, looks like some Warholian take on the French tricolour. Merci. 

 

Edited September 28, 2023 by Renton

[Dr Gloom 21304]

38 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fuck's happened to our high press? 

[Alex 34101]

50 minutes ago, ewerk said:

So the teams at the top of the league press more in the opponent's third?

 

This is revelatory stuff.

They’re better at it too 👍

[sammynb 3161]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

 

 

 

Sorry but there is an updated version, turns out they had the blue mackems wrong.

 

 

[The Fish 10430]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

So the teams at the top of the league press more in the opponent's third?

 

This is revelatory stuff.

 

So do Burnley, Bournemouth and Chelsea. 

 

West Ham don't, nor do Villa or Newcastle. 

 

[The Fish 10430]

45 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

fuck's happened to our high press? 

Part of it must be personnel, right? 

 

Joelinton missing a few games, not having a balanced central midfield, Bruno not being in great form?

[ewerk 29497]

1 minute ago, The Fish said:

 

So do Burnley, Bournemouth and Chelsea. 

 

West Ham don't, nor do Villa or Newcastle. 

 

 

Come at me again about Rapinoe and I'll strangle you with your own cravat. 

[The Fish 10430]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

Come at me again about Rapinoe and I'll strangle you with your own cravat. 

It's an ascot.

[ewerk 29497]

Yeah? Well maybe afterwards you can tell me how your 'ass-cot served'.

 

Edited September 28, 2023 by ewerk

[The Fish 10430]