Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades

[The Fish 11379]

28 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Tell me what I’d got wrong before Barnes injury and I’ll eat anything you like mate  

 

 

Sheffield should have tried this tactic to keep the score down. Shifting the goalposts like a mother fucker.

 

Me and Gloom said we'd batter these. We said they were shit at defending crosses and set plays. Tick. Sheffield can't keep the ball. Tick.

 

Have a big old slice of humble pie PL.

[The Fish 11379]

6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

They can’t defend headers from crosses/set pieces to save their life can they? Properly living up to their reputation 

Called it.

[PaddockLad 19429]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Sheffield should have tried this tactic to keep the score down. Shifting the goalposts like a mother fucker.

 

Me and Gloom said we'd batter these. We said they were shit at defending crosses and set plays. Tick. Sheffield can't keep the ball. Tick.

 

Have a big old slice of humble pie PL.

I also said you should be manager of NUFC because you said we’d twat these and you’re now doubling down you outrageously ungrateful twat   

[toonotl 3507]

Ignore him, Dave. Greatness always has its knockers. And I for one have to admit that I was amongst those doubters for a time. But, not any more! Unlike these ungrateful pricks, I'm not too proud to admit it, you were right. I'll even spell it out for everyone to see: One of the favourites for relegation this season are not very good.

 

 

[The Fish 11379]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

I also said you should be manager of NUFC because you said we’d twat these and you’re now doubling down you outrageously ungrateful twat   

😂 don't mind me, I'm just drunk.

 

I couldn't be manager, I'd be trying to get the fans to get on board with Segundo volantes and English tapas.

 

All hail Aberfeldy

[Blastronaut 1368]

That was absolutely brutal. Loved ever second of it. 

 

Honestly though, what surprised me most wasn't the result or the records set, it was the realisation that Stuart McCall has somehow ended up in a managerial position for a Premier League team.

 

 

[The Fish 11379]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Ignore him, Dave. Greatness always has its knockers. And I for one have to admit that I was amongst those doubters for a time. But, not any more! Unlike these ungrateful pricks, I'm not too proud to admit it, you were right. I'll even spell it out for everyone to see: One of the favourites for relegation this season are not very good.

 

 

Don't test me. I have receipts. 

 

Too many pissy pants before the game, the stat bros tried to calm the nerves with some megaton truth bombs.

[PaddockLad 19429]

Bez & friends   

 

 

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by PaddockLad

[Monkeys Fist 45892]

[Renton 24237]

18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Bez & friends   

 

 

 

 

Is that Beresford? Only time I've been to Brammall Lane was yonks ago, we were in the shit relegation wise but beat these 2-0 and survived. Might have been under Roeder, I forget. Anyhow Beresford was at the hotel where we were staying, had a brief chat, he seemed canny (just another middle class piss head to him I'm sure). 

 

Stayed in Sheffield for a couple of days, came back straight to a home game met the toon posse at the Trent, where Alex ripped the piss out of my gifted  tat toonT shirt while playing pool.

 

Seems like yesterday tbh. 

[Gemmill 51648]

The famous NUFC dress shirt incident.

 

[Gemmill 51648]

I bet Longstaff and Burn have been enjoying explaining to Anderson AGAIN that they're the only geordies that are allowed to score.

 

[wykikitoon 23479]

Fucking buzzing still. Sheff Utd were dog shit. But how much of that is down to how we played? We passed with pace, kept the ball moving quickly and players like AG10 and Longy were superb. The way Longy and Anderson moved in midfield gave Bruno acres of space because Sheff Utd were too bothered about the others moving.

 

I'm having two walls demo'd at home today and I've gone from shitting my pants to not giving a fuck as I'm buzzing 🤣

[PaddockLad 19429]

Gooooood morning  

 

edit Matty not Shaun?

 

 

Edited September 25, 2023 by PaddockLad

[Monkeys Fist 45892]

It’s like a shit BBC sitcom- “ Oh no, we’ve got the WRONG LONGSTAFF!!” 

[PaddockLad 19429]

So he comes back into the side and it’s two wins, a point in the SS and 3 clean sheets in 8 days. Is this a coincidence?… I rather think not

 

 

[Dougle 3784]

10 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

So he comes back into the side and it’s two wins, a point in the SS and 3 clean sheets in 8 days. Is this a coincidence?… I rather think not

 

 

Aye, The lad is Class.

[Gemmill 51648]

Yeah, I was def slagging him off at some point last season too, but clearly I was wrong. It's not even that he looks like someone that's playing above themselves for Howe either. He's just really good, still young, and he seems a dead nice kid too.

[Gemmill 51648]

Sounds like Barnes might have broken his toe BTW, which is a blow.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14881]

Hard to believe that actually happened yesterday. We’re back, baby

[Toonpack 11916]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Yeah, I was def slagging him off at some point last season too, but clearly I was wrong. It's not even that he looks like someone that's playing above themselves for Howe either. He's just really good, still young, and he seems a dead nice kid too.

 

Mods, MODS !!! Someone has hacked Gemmill, there's a trace of humility in that post.

[Gemmill 51648]

I'm perfectly happy to admit when I'm wrong, it just basically never happens.

[wykikitoon 23479]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Sounds like Barnes might have broken his toe BTW, which is a blow.

Ouch. That is a blow with the amount of games. 

[wykikitoon 23479]

Continues like this and he won't get picked for England still. 

[Alex 37462]

7 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Is that Beresford? Only time I've been to Brammall Lane was yonks ago, we were in the shit relegation wise but beat these 2-0 and survived. Might have been under Roeder, I forget. Anyhow Beresford was at the hotel where we were staying, had a brief chat, he seemed canny (just another middle class piss head to him I'm sure). 

 

Stayed in Sheffield for a couple of days, came back straight to a home game met the toon posse at the Trent, where Alex ripped the piss out of my gifted  tat toonT shirt while playing pool.

 

Seems like yesterday tbh. 

Was made funnier by a conversation on here / whichever iteration of the message board it was. Where Gemmill and I and possibly others were going on about how shit the NUFC ‘leisurewear’ in the club shop was. Only for you to be wearing a club polo shirt or whatever in The Trent about two days later.